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Channelknight Fadran

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  1. Gets malware *Inserts Sylphrena*
  2. Tina shrugs, smiling, then signs her up as a Copper Guest. When the time came, the noblelady would know where to go.
  3. "Hey, Vapor!" Fadran calls. "You need a job... because you left the Happy Inquisitor? I wouldn't say this place is better, but whatevs. I guess we could probably hire another chef." Tina smiles. "We have books on just about everything at our library. It's on the fourth floor: impossible to miss. How long do you plan to be staying here at the Mishmash Inn?" "Are you alright, sir?" Tina asks. "Do you require medical attention?" "We're always hiring, yes. Just check the first post in the thread to see what jobs are available." Tina smiles sweetly.
  4. *Finger-gun points at Theodore Roosevelt*
  5. Fadran immediately books for a bedroom to get some shut-eye!
  6. I'm non-fishist, and you can expect me to vote for myself.
  7. Either tomorrow, the day after, or the day after that.
  8. It is precisely because you are a fish. There simply aren't enough decent people out there to let a fish bring himself his own rights. I wish to be an intermediary between the mediums.
  9. I said I can't grant anyone more skills, intelligence, or personalities. I did not specify that fish were somehow lesser than humans. The only way in which they are "beneath" the humans is in their representation: I can fix that. I can bring rights to those who truly deserve it.
  10. The capabilities of one are not the capabilities of another. I promise equal rights and opportunity: I cannot grant anyone more skill, intelligence, or personality than they already have. When I say they are incapable, I mean that the world will not allow for a fish to free itself.
  11. Yes. I'm promising equality to the fishes. Edit: Just edited that last post. Wowza, that's a powerful political tool!
  12. These are the words of an opportunist, not a dreamer. Mankind will only rebel if fish bring about their own rights. If mankind grants fish rights, however... fish will forever be free.
  13. This is why you should vote for me, to end those days, and bring equality to all!
  14. That's evidence you're desperate. Ack! We are all harboring mutual dislike! We must end this and continue the trend of kindness in the world!
  15. Despite the fact that some species tend to forget everything after thirteen seconds? Evidence Galore:
  16. Vote me for a Constitutional Monarchy that reserves the rights of everyone in the world! Equal economic opportunity for all: including fishes!
  17. "The Rave Room is down the hall, upstairs, five doors down the right. You'll recognize it by the three disco balls--one of which is broken--and the layer of glowjuice on the floor."
  18. You know for a fact that I of all people deserve frustration.
  19. While those two bicker... time to lay on the charm. @Scarletfox, if you lose the election to me, would you like to be on my staff? Similarly, if I lose to you, can I be on your staff?
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