Channelknight Fadran

Where does Sorona live? Wayne's lucky hat.

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You: Uh... not sure. I think you either imply that you're addressing them, or you actually just say "you" (I believe Spook said "you" several times when he was a'slangin') More: I have no idea. Extra? Happy: Gooding? Because: Probably "Causing" When: Probably just "when." Where is where, so when is when. Asking questions: Just throw a question mark at the end! "Notting the brightness?" means "I'm not smart?" Wasing the coming of well on the nips! The point of this thread is for feedback and improving, Uh... I'm pretty sure it's "Wasing the learning of saying the say." I'm pretty sure that Spook refers to his native language (lol, native) as "the say."

"I need to help Kindness with something here, though." Fadran adds.

"The most important thing to know about yourself, is that you know basically nothing about yourself." Fadran replies. "People are so layered and confusing; no one is just one trait, just one talent, or just one personality."

"So... you're worried that you're underestimating the situation?"

"I'm afraid you're going to have to expand on that a little," Fadran replied, "because I have know idea what you mean by that."

"I'm just thinking that there's probably a lot on your mind right now; rest might do you well." He hesitates. "Unless you would like to talk about it."

"Not physically, perhaps," Fadran replies, "but would it do you good to get some anyways?"

"He seems stable." The doctor decides. He points to one of the nurses. "Go grab one of those healing potion things, or a Regrowth Surge Fabrial."

Gets chained to the ugliest creature in existence - me! *Inserts 500 MM*

At the booth, the man passes the Breakfast Buffet Guy a large MM coupon. The Guy nods appreciatively at it, pockets it, and then leans in and slides the other man a note. They nod, shake hands, and the man leaves the Breakfast Buffet Guy to his (probably disgusting) double-black coffee with curry cream.

"Just helpin' this new guy along." The Breakfast Buffet guy replies. "Run along now; you've got more orders, don'tcha?" The other man in the booth passes you a couple coupon-like notes: a 10 MM tip.

"Get me a double-black-coffee, curry-flavored cream, with a little umbrella on top?" The guy in the Breakfast Buffet calls. "This guy's payin'" He thumbs to someone who had slid into the booth across from him.

"He's a regular." Fadran replies. "Come on, Null. It's a magical coffee machine; you literally press the button for what coffee you want, and it gives you that coffee!"

A man walks into the Inn, hands Tina a card, and then stalks into the Breakfast Buffet. He takes a seat by himself in a booth, warily eyeing everybody there. You don't think anything of him until you spot a flicker of movement from his hands; so fast you only barely spotted it.

"Can't sleep?" Fadran asked.

Aight, storytime (but it's a joke). So, @Channelknight Fadran, @Vapor, and @Condensation were relaxing when they all suddenly died for no reason whatsoever. They appeared in heaven, because; well, I mean, they had lived a good enough life. Didn't kill anybody, didn't steal. The guardian angel there welcomed them to the next life. "Hello! Welcome to heaven! You have made it to eternal happiness." The three friends congratulated each other, patting each other on their semi-spectral backs. "However, we have one rule up here." The angel said. "If you ever kill a duck, then you are to be chained to the ugliest thing in existence." The friends were a little confused, but nodded; after all, how hard could it be to not kill a duck in heaven? Pretty darn hard. There were ducks everywhere. They managed to last about a week, avoiding ducks the best they could from one day to the next. However, they got bored at some point, and decided to act out some adventures they had had together in the Fellowship of the Thing. They were just getting to the part where they appeared at Shadesmar when suddenly, Condensation tripped and fell on a duck! Quack! Dead. The guardian angel appeared. "You have broken the Laws of Heaven. Now, you are to be punished accordingly!" He summoned a massive, purple, gunky blob of pus-like goop, and chained Condensation up to it. "After an eternity, you can come out." From then on out, Fadran and Vapor were more careful. They got bored again soon, though, and decided to stage a short duel. They traded blows with their Holy Blades (they're standard issue in the upstairs), until Fadran pushed Vapor back. Vapor lost her balance, stumbled, and fell over. Quack! Dead. The guardian angel appeared, and with some tsk-tsk noises, summoned an even uglier creature. It was mishapen, gross... I don't even want to describe it! Sufficeth to say, it was disgusting. Fadran was very careful not to squish any more ducks, and decided to entertain himself by talking with Condensation and Vapor. During one of these conversations, though, the guardian angel appeared with the most gorgeous woman you could ever possibly imagine. "What are you doing here?" Fadran asked. "I didn't kill any ducks." The angel ignored him, then turned to the woman. "Okay, you killed a duck, so now you're going to be chained up to the ugliest thing you could ever imagine for all eternity. I hope you learn your lesson after that."

Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now

Get an otter! *Inserts cab fare*