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Channelknight Fadran

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  1. "A new power is rising! Our victory is at hand!" "The last few years have surely been the most chaotic in the history of the Holy Kingdom, but from amidst the rubble, we can grow anew peace and justice!" Felix took a second to glance around and see how the people in his crowd reacted: only one cheer, which meant that ninety-nine of his people were staring aimlessly. Wonderful. "From the ashes of a great war shall we begin our new empire: one without king or ruler of blood and no strength! With our victories behind us, we shall usher in the newest era of democracy!"
  2. "Elgiloy fought and conquered the town, forcing the surrender of the people there. His kingdom steadily growing, Selil sat alone in his dark palace." Selil grinned. Finally, it was starting to sound good. "His attention turned, however, to the few prospective Narrators and Ignitises slowly building themselves a Plot inside a small car mechanics shop. Being protagonists, Selil figured he'd probably have to destroy them one day. "But, being the Dark Lord, he decided that he would wait."
  3. "If it makes you feel any better, I at least think that fighting back could be an option," Tomrin said.
  4. "So is... fighting and death a thing you guys do often?"
  5. "You do that every time!" Selil protested. "Whatever. Just go conquer the locals, inform them of their new ruler, yadda yadda yadda. I'll figure out these problems before you return. Hopefully."
  6. "But then who am I supposed to enjoy my new fondue machine with?"
  7. I'd like to point out that Bucky read the version of the Hobbit where Gollum gives Bilbo the ring, not the version where Bilbo finds and steals it. Alrighty, I've said my say. Peace out!
  8. "Ah, well... darn. I guess that rules out brunch. Would you mind going and doing that? Maybe we can still have a triple-three lunch-dinner with that new fondue machine I bought if you're fast enough."
  9. "I thought I told you to do that. Did I tell you to do that?"
  10. "Oh, you are?" Selil glanced over his shoulder. "You are. Huh. Can you help me out? I can't decide how to properly establish my role as the Dark Lord here."
  11. "Meanwhile, in his incredibly evil-looking castle... no. Hm." Selil frowned. "Meanwhile, in his Dark Palace of Doom... in his Dark Palace of Evil..." He cleared his throat. "Meanwhile, in his dark palace, the Dark Lord... no, too many 'darks.' Ugh. Elgiloy!" @Shard of Thought
  12. Ellis leaped off a rock, bringing his sword down on one of Dr. Who Octopus's tentacles. @xinoehp512
  13. Ellis roared in anger and attacked the disgusting calimari overlord head-on.
  14. Ellis blinked, eyes wide, then shook his head and ran at the guards as well.
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