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    "As a man of superstition--I mean faith," Ivian replied, "I was hoping you could tell me."
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    "What the mal just happened here?" Ivian swore. "Well don't ask me." A guard replied. "I was being rhetorical." Ivian snapped, then stepped down from his dias into the puddle of black sludge. "Get one of those clergymen; see what they think of this."
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    "Then, in the words of this young one here, how many 'professional' adventures have you been on?"
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    *Birthday snipe*

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    2. Vapor

      Vapor

      *is not dead*

      why’d you do that?

    3. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      Birthday snipe? Is fun. Birthday necromancy? Is also fun.

    4. Vapor

      Vapor

      Okay that sounds fine

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    Calcifer turned his attention to the one speaking to him. "And how many adventures have you been on?"
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    "Then I suppose that the tyworm will just have to reach up and--" Calcifer snatched a fly out of the air, "catch you, instead."
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    "Rough first day you got. Real kicker, latrine duty is."
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    "You're new here!"
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    A young waitress named Sarah approached the girl carrying a bunch of crap. "Hello!"
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    "What I'm saying, miss chipper, is that we veterans have a bit of a soft spot for cutesy hopefuls like yourself," Calcifer explained. "Means we get a right smack to the face when you're careless, trip and fall into a tyworm's gaping cave mouth, and vanish from this plane of existence forever. Really puts your day into perspective when the kid you like kicks the bucket on day one: sets the mood of what an adventure really is."
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    "Ack." Wendy announced. The medic sighed. "Y'know... as painful as I know concussions to be, it'd be nice if you could stop grunting all the time." "Oh I'm sorry." She replied, plastering on a smile. "Is there another way you'd prefer I express my perpetual agony? 'Woe is me; stars only know my pain,' perhaps?" "I don't..." Sighing again, the medic applied a damp cloth to Wendy's forehead. "I guess I signed up for this job. Just try not to be too loud if I end up having to operate on anybody okay?" Wendy cautiously rested her head back on the pillow. "Y'know, I'm not usually this salty. Do concussions make people sassier?" "Any persistent feeling causes irritation and irritation leads to sensitivity, so I'd say yes." "Oh goody," Wendy sighed. "Ack."
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    "Several. None are for the faint of heart of light of mind." He leaned forwards. "An attitude of prospect is always found in the ones who haven't seen reality yet."
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    *B r e a t h e*

    Kay, Fad. You got this. You got this.

    ...

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHH

    AH.

    A.

    Ooookay. Sorry 'bout that. I just needed to express my frustration and I figured that tagging him wouldn't be the best way to do that.

    Anyways, if you're wondering why I have frustration to express, it's because my brain is empty. In fact it's so empty that, while my fingers have been itching to type down LITERALLY ANYTHING SO MUCH that it almost hurts, I have found myself at a impossible impasse. I require inspiration but it is nowhere to be found. These ten sausagey appendages I have stapled on to the ends of my hand ankles are dying to put little black squiggles on a google doc, and that three-pound purple meat sponge nestled inside my skull is dying to come to some consensus of thought and idea. The feel of inspiration is there but the inspiration itself isn't.

    So help. Please.

    Yes, this was just a really unnecessarily overcomplicated way of asking for writing prompts. And yes, Danex, I have yours in mind but I need  m o r e.

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    @Frustration 

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    I figured I might as well cover all the bases.

     

     

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    2. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      a society where sneezing is never normal

    3. Tesh

      Tesh

      I NEVER SNEEZE

    4. dannnex

      dannnex

      I SNEEZE ALL THE TIME

      And nobody ever says “bless you” :(

      my sneezes are invisible to the public eye

      its so sad

      i cri everytim

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    "On paper, maybe. In theory a professional is someone that can handle everything," the man corrected. "Or close to everything, anyways. In reality--in practice--a professional is someone who gets out alive in the end despite it all."
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    "Up the stairs, third door on the right. If you're lucky the nobles will've emptied their own chamber pots into the pit by now."
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    "So you," a man in the corner said, sipping from a mug of frothy ale, "haven't actually been on one before?"
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    "These are your quarters," the taskmaster said, gesturing to a sloppy room full of wooden bunks and wooly blankets. "You came right on time: our other newest waitress is out on medical leave, so you can take her job for today." She pushed a bucket into her hands. "Latrine duty."
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    "Not completely, no."
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