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Channelknight Fadran

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  1. HIYA, fren! Happy birthday!!!

  2. "I'm never scared," Fadran reaffirmed, then stepped through the portal. The ocean crashed around him. Wait- Shoot! I didn't even get to come up with a line-two zinger for that! NOOOOOOOO!!!
  3. I guess not. Service is more than welcome as a substitute
  4. ...would you like some bread?
  5. ...A weird discrepiancy has shown up. Why do y'all like the bacteria so much?
  6. Did a thing:

    Go answer the question:

     

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    3. Frustration

      Frustration

      @Thaidakar the Ghostblood there is a blue line near the top of your page just beneath the 17th shard logo, it has the News, Forums, Arcanum, and Coppermind sectios there. On the far right there is an icon of three horizontal bars click there, go down to "Blogs" it will take you to a new page and click the yellow "Create Blog" in the top right.

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      oh cool. maybe I can starts a writing blog...

  7. Stuff (to be delved into in greater detail later on): How to leave a planet: Bad: Rockets (dumb, clunky, and inefficient) Good: R A I L G U N S (much better, but still require tons of energy) Good: Trebuchets (used in tandem with railguns to yeet stuff through space (i.e. the Skyhook)) How to enjoy a planet: Don't fill the atmosphere with CO2 Don't fill the oceans with plastic Don't kill literally everyone else Constantly improve efficiency / recycle resources Society: Eudaimonia...? Emergence - Ants, germs, and AIs Culture Parts of a whole God Kardashev Scale: Intelligence? Energy consumption? Numbers? Influence? Where does society come from? Technology: Energy efficiency... but with a sample size of one Assuming war: explosives? Bigger explosives? What about planetary megastructures? Are bombs necessary? Assuming expansion: what kind of ships? We like railguns and trebuchets. What about dark matter and other physics? Assuming communication: Compression? Files? Light? Biology: Why is everything always bipedal? We've found exactly one type of human so far. What makes Lucas think that humans evolved convergently? What other types of senses are there? There aren't only five. We know this. Is experience even something most organisms... do? WHERE THE HECK DID BIOLOGY COME FROM??? Fire.
  8. You will take my armada of AT-ATs to walk them in for you.
  9. I don't think you understand the quality of haggis-disposism that this land possesses.
  10. "I'd be a little disappointed if we didn't, honestly."
  11. No. Eagles? Pfft. Naw. One does not simply drive into Sheepland. One must walk. By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor.
  12. No. No. ...Hand-holding?
  13. The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.
  14. Take petition, boss around the underlings, give me snuggles... Y'know. The works. Maybe I should've taken your qualifications into account first...
  15. They are acceptable, but tribute will need to be paid at a 1.5 snickerdoodle per choco rate. ...This does seem like an issue. Nameless, I would like you to head the brand-new, one-of-a-kind Haggis Distribution and Population Control Department
  16. Yes. Like cookies. Namely chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. They are superior. Or regular chocolate chip cookies baked medium-rare.
  17. *Sigh* Listen... you can't honorably duel someone who isn't in a significantly-enough hypothetical situation to roleplay a duel. As for Nameless, I do not want haggis. If you desire, I can help you set up a haggis shop; but half of all proceeds would have to go directly to the royal treasury. Not, that is, in haggis form.
  18. E X E C U T I O N E R ! @Tesh This wizard's annoying me. He's using quotation marks for some reason. No haggis.
  19. Tribute is currently one cookie every six days, as petitioned by my very own subjects. If you wish to present an alternate form of payment, I will be willing to negotiate.
  20. Your roleplay persona has no power here. This is FGaRS - a realm of PURE RANDOM!!!!
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