Channelknight Fadran

Allow me to take you through the acid trip that was today

• Wake up at 9:30~ish
• Class isn't until 11:30 - "rest eyes" for an hour
• Wake up at 12:00
  • Miss class
• Be incredible ashamed of yourself for the rest of your day (still am)
• With nothing else to do (no other classes on Fridays gwehehehe) watch Youtube
• Oooh! Skurry uploaded a new video! Watch.
  • It makes me cry
  • A youtube video of someone playing a video game makes me cry
  • (It's because it's about a younger sibling who's older sibling is in college and can't play with them anymore. I'm the older sibling. I'm in college).
• Eat breakfast
  • It's 2:30 now. It's lunch.
  • Linner, really.
• Go to Board Game Club night (7:00) with Vennie (another Sharder who y'all new folks probably don't know).
• Start with some normal card game flavored with dragons (get third place out of nine people - hehe)
• Move to One Night Werewolf (also with nine people).
  • Win several times.
  • Keep randomly swapping out fun cards to keep things interesting.
• Get hungry
  • Go upstairs to vending machines.
  • Uhh... all this is candy bars and small bags of chips. Those won't feed me.
  • Oh hey Pop Tarts. It's been a minute.
    • Get
  • Return
• Consuming Pop Tarts on the way back to the One Night Werewolf people
• Enter room as fellow player (will call them Bob) exits. They say "go away," which think is heckling.
  • Bob leaves
  • Other people return; ask were Bob is
  • Bob has left the game because Bob is allergic to Pop Tarts
  • Bob has left the game
  • Because Bob is allergic to
• Pop Tarts.
• Finish Pop Tarts in the back of the room with  s h a m e.
• Call from acros the hall how to cleanse of Pop Tart
  • Wash hands thoroughly
  • Wash face thoroughly
  • Drink lots of water
  • For Pop Tarts
• Return; people have broken up the game 'cause the Pop Tart incident (shame). Join three others and ask what they're doing.
  • Magic the Gathering
  • They ask if I want to join
• Figure I might as well. Seems intimidating but I'll give it a shot
  • Be supplied an unopened basic deck that Vennie just has
  • Realize it has no sleeves (duh) so put it back
  • Instead take another deck that someone else just has
• Learn the basics (quick learner; am smort)
• Go first because die roll :l
• Allow me to explain my deck build to you.
  • So as it turns out, MtG is a very optimized game. I know; who would've thunk. People build their decks around a couple specific mechanics so that each card capitilizes upon each others' for maximum results.
  • Mine was built around this thing where you "exile" cards, which is like killing them but not. Usually it's a permanent thing but this deck is full of cards that are only sorta exiled for awhile until you use them all of a sudden to blow stuff up!
  • Also we were playing "Commander," which is a ruleset that means you have a permanent guy with various abilities. Mine summoned wolves every single time I used my not-exiled cards - which was a lot. I had a lot of wolves.
• I don't really remember much of the game. I was mostly shooting fireballs at Vennie because they seemed experienced and that was scary. What was crazy was that pretty much all of my not-exiled cards got other cards in addition to the wolf cards; and then some gave you even more cards when you get those cards, and then clone those cards to make more of those cards, and....... I just had so many cards out all the time.
  • Doesn't matter 'cause Vennie nuked them.
• Take 20+ damage in one turn which apparently means I lose the game.
• Leave