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  1. The goats stared at the old man. One of them spoke up: "Well, we were running low on rations anyways." That night, the goats feasted. The old man's house provided an excellent place to lay low, and if his neighbors came by to ask where he was... Well... Rations were still a little low.
  2. Fall. December 25. No, no, and probably not. Yes. Either Risk, Settlers of Catan, or Memoir 44.
  3. I agree.
  4. Which meant that the boat was piloted by goats. It was actually a warship.
  5. Nameless looked at Butt Venture disinterestedly. "Why'd you summon him?" He looked back to the champion. "HEY BUDDY! THANKS FOR THE HELP! YOU CAN GO NOW." The Champion disappeared back to the land of candy.
  6. "What? They insulted my power, attacked me with my own magic system. What did you want me to do? Summoning The Champion was the natural course of action." Nameless continued eating his popcorn.
  7. PLOT-LIKE WEIRDNESS!?! I call that plot. (Unless you're talking about this battle.)
  8. 100% WITH DRAFT THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Which is why The Champion was made partially immune to it. in order to be a legitimate threat to the narrators.
  10. If you can see exactly were the bullet is going to land, then yes, you can. Minor Steelheart spoilers: The primary point is to get the Radiant out of cover. 1. Man, if only Amaram had been in a fit state of mind, critically injured, and Rock hadn't shot him in the back. 2. As I said, allomantic bronze can detect illusions. 1. Yes, but even if it makes you 2x as fast as a normal person, a Mistborn with pewter is fast enough that with Atium, they can still dodge easily. 2. Why? Atium lets you react to everything, so that won't happen until the Mistborn runs out. Well, it did. 1. Atium? Regular people with Atium were able to slaughter their way through Kolloss that are about 4-5 times stronger than normal people, and have six foot long swords. A Mistborn will have no problem. 2. Atium? Seriously, the Radiant can't beat Atium. I have argued for a Radiant beating a Mistborn in the past. I still think that the Radiant cannot beat the Mistborn in close combat with Atium involved.
  11. Perfect! I really needed that. Now Retrac can't blackmail me anymore. I have a criminal record.
  12. Then The Champion remembered that it was attuned to the narration wavelength of it's master(s), which used to be Sugar and HFCS, but after they left, control of it was given to Nameless instead. While not totally immune to other narrators narration, it could not be affected by a single sentence, or something completely illogical. (Illogical meaning completely inconsistent with The Champions behavior and personality.)
  13. The Champion shook off the narrator's attempt to narrate it, and wrapped BoS with it's whip. Then it turned towards Truthless.
  14. Okay. Easy. They can see a few seconds into the future. They dodge that. Now the Radiant is out of Stormlight, and the Mistborn still has plenty of Atium left. We don't know if live Plate actually increases in strength, and all of my points still stand. 1. So the Mistborn dodges them. 2. You mean the decoy that the Mistborn knew was a decoy and ignored? 1. Plate doesn't give that much of an advantage against normal people, let alone a pewter-enhanced Mistborn. 2. The Mistborn has 3 or 4 times as much time to dodge, no problem. 3. It was a spear. Kaladin tried to hit the Shardbearer with a knife throw, but he missed. His spearhead had been cut off, and he grabbed that and slammed it through the eye slit. 1. Knocked down by what? 2. The Radiant is out of stormlight, they can't summon their Shardblade, their armor has a whole in it's chest and has locked up, and they have a Mistborn holding an aluminum daggers already touching them with one hand. Mistborn wins.
  15. Wear Cosmere related clothing. (I have a bridge 4 shirt)
  16. The Mistborn could simply burn Atium, see exactly were the Radiant will be, throw a dagger at were the Radiants eyeslit will be, then dodge. Atium allows you to process all the information you get. It allows you to see a certain amount of time into the future, so speed won't help the Radiant unless they have better reaction speed. 1. Dalinar's Plate was basically ruined afterwards. 2. Dalinar's fall was cushioned by a building. 3. Rosharan gravity is lower than on other planets. 4. The point was to get rid of the Radiant's cover. 5. The Mistborn can just swallow some more metals. 1. Archery against someone who can push the arrows with their mind? 2. The Radiant will only realize this after they've devoted themsleves to it. 3. Dagger through the eyeslit. Not significant enough that the Mistborn can't see it coming and dodge. 1. Actually, logic dictates that if I see exactly were the blow is going to land, I can dodge easily. 2. Kaladin got an entire spearhead through one, so coins could definitely fit. 1. Duraluminum-pewter punch, followed by chromium. 2. Even if live Plate regens faster, it will probably take a lot of Stormlight, and as such cracking it would be very useful for draining the Radiants Stormlight.
  17. The Champion summoned a candy army to do time-out for it.
  18. Perfect! Even more evidence! I've got a SWAT team banging on someone's door.
  19. Their reaction speed is the same as the Mistborn's, so the Mistborn can simply cut them out of the air. Pushing on one point in the support, and pulling on a lower one, while using pewter to keep yourself alive. The Lightweaver is in the Cognitive trying to soulcast. The Radiant was making handholds as they climbed. They didn't do the whole thing, then climb up. Hard to run away when they know what you're going to do before you do it. You try to back away, they shoot a perfectly aimed coin into your eyeslit. You don't seem to realize how OP Atium is. It doesn't matter how strong plate is, because if you can't hit your enemy, it won't matter. Also, the Parshendi managed to crack plate with an over-sized sling, the Mistborn can definitely generate more force than that.
  20. The Champion recited the alphabet ten times, punching @Jaywalk in the face with each letter he recited.
  21. Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know Radiants had super-speed. My bad. The Misfallen died because they ran out of Atium. Those Hazekillers didn't have much luck killing a Mistborn without Atium, they mainly just distracted them, while allomancers came to back them up. Duraluminum push/pull. Except that the Radiant now has a minor case of aluminum dagger in their head. You land 100 feet away, or on top of a building. Their abilities have limits. With Atium that is completely negated. Minor Steelheart spoilers:
  22. Finally, I have evidence to give the police! I have a court order.
  23. Atium lets you see exactly what your opponent is going to do. Atium Mistings that burned it were instantly turned from three hundred ordinary soldiers into three hundred killing machines that slaughtered their way through thousands of Kolloss. The Mistborn could just dodge the Radiant's blade, get up close, and ram an aluminum dagger through their faceplate. Collapse the building on top of them, or just shoot too many coins at them. So get something a little bigger. A doorknob or something similar is exponentially bigger than a coin, and coins already go straight through people with no porblem. Burn electrum. It should be fairly easy to tell when you suddenly turn into fire and burn your metals. Then you land away from them and watch them. Stormlight doesn't last forever. Then go up close and melee them. They don't have a Shardblade or any offensive surges, and they might not even have Plate! Atium burning wins this every time.
  24. The Champion ignored the narrators attempts to put him in time out, and threw the orange stool at @xinoehp512.
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