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  1. NameIess
    Nameless broke his leg as he fell. He stared down at it in horror, then quickly narrated a cast. Blasted Rod of Downfall. He looked up at the rain of cookies, then pulled himself to his feet with the aid of some crutches. He put his Sword deep inside the earth, impaled in a chunk of Narrativium, inside a chamber lined with aluminum, for when he needed it.
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    I can't find your post, and the notification has mysteriously disappeared. Did you hide it by accident? Nameless looked around blearily. Alright, that's it. I'm sure something's in here. He summoned his Sword.
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    Hola. Me llamo inigo Montoya. Tú matiste mi padre, Prepara mormir.
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    Nameless woke with a start. He was sure somebody had been hovering in front of him, but looking around there was nobody there. Oh well. He went back to sleep.
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    Nope. I'm sticking to the Beyond, and all my characters will too. bad Jell, be quiet, I'm talking to the... no, you can't. No. N-O. I am not reviving you, I just killed you.
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    But nobody came.
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    Man, your characters are so lucky. They get to go live on another planet entirely when they die. guess it makes sense for apocalypses. Nameless experienced a strange sensation. He sighed. I really need to stop splitting myself between dimensions like this. I'm going to have such a huge headache tomorrow. He walked home to the igloo he'd won from the hate penguin and went to bed.
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    "Then who did?" Nameless scratched his head in confusion.
  9. NameIess
    Why? I stuffed him in a vending machine forever?
  10. NameIess
    You definitely need to try a BLT or something that uses them as an ingredient then. You have not tried tomatoes until you eat them with something.
  11. NameIess
    Welcome to the club! Yes you can! Do you play Java or Bedrock?
  12. NameIess
    Hey @The_Archivist, how have you eaten tomatoes? In salad? Like an apple? (Obviously not in a BLT)
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    Nameless woke up. He looked out his window at the not-ruined landscape. "Well, it looks like @The Awakened Salad thought of something. Minimal damage too. Man, @The Awakened Salad sure is such a dependable narrator. (Also, you guys forgot to use italic.)
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    Nameless flew up to Jell and killed her. It was an epic battle, but unfortunately poor @The_Archivist's vision of it was blocked by the millions of therapists he had summoned. Then Nameless teleported back to TLT with a last "Swoosh" of narrative energies. The therapists were quickly organizing a "anger releasing" exercise for Nameless that looked an awful lot like the hunger games.
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    "You, @The_Archivist, would name ME?" Nameless laughed. "How about this. I will help you, on the condition that you find me a suitable therapist to help me with my aggressive behavior."
  16. NameIess
    Nameless looked at the waffle and did nothing.
  17. NameIess
    Then Nameless turned towards their capital cities.
  18. NameIess
    Nameless decided that he wasn't so tired of violence after all. He massacred the armies of both nations. Not a single soldier survived.
  19. NameIess
    You get a bunch of rebellious narrators! *Inserts Doomstick*
  20. NameIess
    I think so, yes. 213
  21. NameIess
    Nameless finally beat the rage penguin at chess. He did a victory lap around the thread.
  22. NameIess
    100% Radiant. Windrunner. They are simply the best order. (And they have Kaladin)
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    "Oh. Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm kinda tired of violence." Nameless shifted from foot to foot uncomfortably. "I don't really feel like fighting anything, even if it is that really annoying Jellyfish. Are you sure you can't deal with it on your own?
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    Nameless looked at Ene. "You should return to TLT. The plotlines on it have ended, and the randomness has returned. (Probably)"
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    Unfortunately for Archivist, the sword was attached to Nameless Spiritweb, yanking Nameless along with it. TLT Nameless appeared in a flash of light. "WERE AM I? WHO DID THIS? I... oh, great." TLT Nameless looked around him. He wasn't in very good shape. part of his arm was covered in burns, and he looked exhausted, but he still stood tall. "Why have you brought me to this place? What do you need me to do?"
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