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    Moash

    Moash punched Kaladin in the chest, and mortally wounded him, then pulled out his Shardblade and prepared to kill Kaladin. He tried to kill Kaladin.
  2. Thanks! that's just what I needed! *Throws bowl at dragon* I have a slightly charred knight.
  3. I would be off that island way before the human rights guy got there.
  4. The software of the sword, of course. The Sword doesn't run on software. I glowed even brighter.
  5. What keeps them from asking each other what their eye color is? Could they look at their reflection in the water?
  6. The light saw Butt pulling The Sword from the rock. "Um, I don't think you want that one. It doesn't work for anyone. It was bonded to a Narrator, and they died, after ordering it not to serve anyone ever again." The light turned towards a pile of weapons that had magically appeared. "Oh goody, looks like we got a new shipment of weapons! we've got the gauntlet of infinity, the the living staff of the Tribunal, Nightbody, and a new advancement. The Phoenix sword of rebirth. It revives it's wielder from the dead! Do you want any of these?"
  7. He wouldn't go on to the theory forums, so if someone has posted on there they're not Brandon.
  8. The light continued swirling next to Butt. "So... Do you need this weapon in order to kill a dark lord? save your hometown? Reveal truth? Destroy a god? fight a monster? lead an army?"
  9. The light followed. "Ah, I see that you are browsing. Perhaps if you told me what you need the weapon for, I could recommend a proper weapon."
  10. The light turned. "Jack, I thought I told you to stop impersonating The Sword."
  11. The light froze for a moment. "The Sword. I see. The Sword is not available."
  12. The earpiece stopped working. "Oh dear. You weren't trying to get advice from somebody, were you?" Asked the light.
  13. "I am sorry. We don't have any available weapons by that name." The floating light swirled furiously. "What kind of weapon do you need?"
  14. "Welcome to the Temple of Blades Butt Venture. What weapon do you desire?" Asked the floating light.
  15. He was denied entry. Only a heroic main character could enter.
  16. Nameless let himself be dragged into the Beyond.
  17. Nameless stepped into the Cognitive realm. The Sword appeared in his hand. He could feel that it was... older, somehow. "I suppose that The Sword came into existence the moment a sword did. you could not make just any sword into The Sword." He smiled, then threw The Sword. It disappeared in a flash, travelling to the one place it would be safe from all who would conspire to steal it. A place where only one who was truly worthy could reclaim it. The Temple of Blades.
  18. The Sword that Dr. Who Octopus held gained incredible power.
  19. Except The Sword had existed for as long as swords did, so Dr. Who Octopus actually didn't have The Sword, just a fake copy of it. Dr. Who Octopus planned to make the Sword into The Sword, but that was impossible.
  20. Little did he know, the Sword was not The Sword.
  21. The Sword disappeared out of Dr. Who Octopus' grasp, leaving him floating in the air over a volcano. He didn't float for long.
  22. All that remained of the Sword was a glowing afterimage.
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