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  1. NameIess
    Uh, she's dead. That's Gary you're talking about. He's a kandra, and I've been meaning to talk to you about him. I can't say for sure that he killed her, but I can say that she was last seen on a mission with him, and in his report he said that she died of 'causes as natural as the wolf killing the stag' and that her body 'tasted wonderful'.
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    Quit a month ago. Mental breakdown after her family got murdered.
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    Uh, about that. He died last week. Poisoned by a horneater.
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    Nameless didn't flinch. "You think pain frightens me?" He started laughing. "And it's destroyed now?" Someone else stood up, robotic leg making a whirring noise, stormlight glowing at the knee. "I don't really remember much about that battle, I'm afraid. I'm not sure I believe half of what Nowhere and Impossible told me afterwards, to be honest, but I don't see why they'd have any reason to lie." -- Rond knocked Nowhere to the ground, kicking the sword out of his hand. He smiled. Everything was going to plan. He looked around, seeing Impossible pressured by several agents, barely fending off their blows. he looked right just in time to see someone else, screaming, covered in blood and gore with an arrow sticking out of his leg leaping towards him. -- "They told me I ripped his arm off and was halfway through beating him to death with it before his agents could get me off of him. I don't remember that myself, of course. I woke up two weeks later with a terrible headache and right leg."
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    *Considers* Hm, those sound like good suggestions. Who would we put in charge of HR?
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    *Flips through pages* Alright. So, we were thinking that we should have an agent dedicated to reporting the Ghostblood's activities. That way, we don't have to go through an overcomplicated verification process every time. Additionally, if you were to make an HR department, we'd be willing to lower your rates even further.
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    *Insurance guys nods, sighing* Yes, we can wait. We do have some things we wanted to talk to you about. Some new policies you might be interested in.
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    As quick as they were, their attackers were quicker. Fire erupted around the camp, blinding the group and sending someone else to the ground, stunned. He struggled back to his feet, squinting as his eyes adjusted to the harsh light of the fires. As confused as he was, it was no surprise he didn't notice the arrow heading for him until it was too late. -- "It was Rond, you see. Or at least I think it was." Someone else stared into the fireplace, where a heater fabrial had long since replaced the crackling flame. "I figure he'd gotten awful tired of being chased, so he decided to have his agents do some chasing of their own. Regardless of who it was, that's how I lost me leg. arrow was poisoned, and we had no choice but to chop the thing off."
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    *Ceremony begins* *Insurance guys walks up with a clipboard* Are the witnesses present?
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    Impossible looked up, mouth full of muffin. "Ohf coorce sur. Oi'll-" He gulped, swallowing. "I'll have him ready." -- "What followed was an interesting year. I learned a lot of things about fighting. And a lot about hunting people too. And a lot about hunting people." someone else smiled. "But mostly, I learned a lot about cooking. I had a lot less time to do it, you see, so I had to adapt. By the end of that year, I could make a cake in under fifteen minutes, icing and all."
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    *rushes into room* Sorry about that. I had to talk to some informants. I'll tell you about it after we're done here.
  12. NameIess
    "I... hunt down? I'm just a baker. I'm no good at hunting people down."
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    *nods and leads the pair through a series of blast doors, security checkpoints, and laser defense systems into a room filled with insurance executives* Here we are. you can sit right over there. The oath swearing will begin shortly. *gestures towards a group of chairs*
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    Leaning back in his chair, Someone else lit his pipe. "And that was the tale of how I entered into the service of Nowhere. Strange man, Nowhere. Why, the first thing he wanted me to do was quite out of the ordinary."
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    *insurance guy nods, unimpressed* Right this way sir.
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    Nameless' face hardened. "I will never tell you." "What was that tree? Was it just the center of a universe, like the mechanic was the center of the Gearverse? Someone else continued. "Now, brave man as I was, there was only one response I could give those rapscallions." -- Someone else fell to his knees. "I swear it. I'll serve you. Just please don't kill me. I have a family."
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    *Insurance guy walks up* Um, are you coming? We're paying the Bondsmith by the hour.
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    Someone else smiled as he sat back down in his rocking chair. "So there I was, back against a wall, Nobody and Impossible bearing down on me with death in their eyes..." Which god? Only Rond knew that.
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    Wait, Todium knows about this place? Thats... interesting. We might need to deal with that. Can't have someone compromising our insurance company. Actually, I should probably go deal with this personally, before it gets out of hand. You guys carry on with this. Keep a sharp lookout though. *runs out the door*
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    *Whispers* That's Mr. Gancho. They keep their names secret for security reasons.
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    Someone else looked at Afterimage thoughtfully. "Would you like to hear the rest of my story?"
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    *greets agent inside* Alright guys, right this way *Gestures towards open door* They're waiting for us.
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    Someone else looked at Mythos oddly. "I don't know. That kind of thing... well, after all this time travel, I can barely remember my own past, let alone something I was barely involved in."
  24. NameIess
    Yep. Best insurance company in the business. They might do some money laundering under the table, but hey, if that gives them the funds to insure someone like the ghostbloods, who am I to complain?
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    Someone else smiled weakly. "Oh. Mythos was it? Good to see you, I suppose. Sorry about stabbing you, but at least it wasn't the Earwaxium knife, eh?" he chuckled nervously. "What brings you here?"
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