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  1. Nameless shrugged. "I highly doubt I just ruined your life. By the way. Why were you on a date, anyways?"
  2. That is a possibility, but given how long some Fused have maintained a semblance of sanity, it's probably not necessary yet.
  3. "What? Oh, sorry about that. I just thought it was weird that you were on a date, so I spiced it up a little."
  4. "Is it because you girlfriend left you? I mean, I sort of get why you're upset, but I also don't get it at all."
  5. I don't think we do. Hundreds of years at least, given that (Warbeaker) In any case, it also depends on the person, as Leshwi has managed to stay almost entirely sane, while others among the fused are entirely insane.
  6. Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite Sanderson character?
  7. Well, Odium might not really care, and Honor might have been too busy fighting Odium/was already dead by the time it became a problem.
  8. Yep. Unless you count the insanity that comes from a long life, which seems to me to be similar to savantism. The Investiture required to be a cognitive shadow warps their souls.
  9. Nameless nodded. "But why is he lonely? Plot's going on just fine."
  10. The Heralds and the Fused are probably protected from the negative effects of Savantism, as otherwise those who could soulcast would show obvious signs. The changes from savantism effect the soul, so unless the Heralds and Fused are completely shielded from the effects somehow, they should all be savants.
  11. Nameless rolled his eyes as he floated beside Thaidakar. "Why are you feeling lonely?"
  12. The ninjas were quite pleased with their success in ruining Thaidakar's date. They couldn't have enemy operatives getting in close to Thaidakar.
  13. Which was fortunate, as a bunch of ninjas chose that moment to attack Thaidakar with nunchucks.
  14. "You might get bored of the relationship and want a way out that doesn't make you look bad. Tragic death works for that purpose."
  15. The officer rolled his eyes. "Enemies meaning people who are likely to attempt to kill her to get at you. This list should include every Narrator ever, as most of them either hate romantic relationships, or find it preposterous that a Narrator would concern themselves with one.
  16. "We'll look into it. For now, please inform your girlfriend that you are in fact a Narrator named Thaidakar, and give her a list of all your enemies."
  17. The officer sighed, exasperated. "And what day was it?"
  18. "Very well" The officer noted this, "And what time and day was this?"
  19. "When did you meet her, and did you Narrate around the time you met her?"
  20. Nameless did not appreciate the cursed text. "I can't even read this." One of the officers nodded, pulling out a pen and writing Thaidakar's words down on it. "What was the date and time of this encounter? And did you Narrate around this time?
  21. The Narrator police narrowed their eyes. "Yes, you can. Living a 'normal' life is a possible sign of insanity. What park did you meet in, precisely?"
  22. In accordance with recent events, I have updated the heresy list: A Chort shall be declared heretic if they: 1. Defy established doctrine 2. Abandon the way of the Chortle 3. Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle 4. Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine 5. Take the oath to join Chortlism under false pretenses 6. Oppose the spread of Chortlism
  23. "Oh yeah? In that case, where'd she come from?"
  24. It was at this point that the Narrator police arrived. "Did you just Narrate yourself a girlfriend?"
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