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  1. NameIess
    "Hm. Working with Mordite is dangerous, but I know a guy who can do it."
  2. NameIess
    That and his personality, of course. I think so.
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    Except for his wife, of course.
  4. NameIess
    This was all part of his master plan.
  5. NameIess
    "Why do you need it reforged?"
  6. NameIess
    Well, to put it simply, Mordite kills stuff. In it's purified form, it can kill anything, including immortals, Narrators, and even the Witherlord himself.
  7. NameIess
    Fortunately, despite the terrible rating the show was still wildly successful, causing a 638.93% increase in subscribers to Laser tv, the streaming service it was aired on.
  8. NameIess
    This concludes the weekly episode of 'Fruity Terror'. Please tune in next week for the tantalizing tale of kiwi's encounter with the grape armada.
  9. NameIess
    The apple mafia was quickly overwhelmed by the power of citrus.
  10. NameIess
    Then its mother tangerine broke through the window, followed by lemon, lime, and kumquat.
  11. NameIess
    Only to find that orange had been paid off by the mafia in exchange for snitching.
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    And the grapefruit was taken into custody by the apple mafia.
  13. NameIess
    And pineapple.
  14. NameIess
    "No thank you. Some weapons would be nice."
  15. NameIess
    "I see. Well, we should be able to get past the security with this. Unless Nameless has something unexpected waiting for us. Which, considering that he's a Narrator, he probably does."
  16. NameIess
    "Hm. I assume Nowhere created this tech and came up with the plan to use it?"
  17. NameIess
    Nameless appeared to Rym and told him that the sword he was holding was rather dangerous.
  18. NameIess
    "I see. So what's your plan to get past his security?"
  19. NameIess
    "You built in? I was under the impression that Nameless made these clones on his own. And that still doesn't account for Nameless' kill switch."
  20. NameIess
    "Impossible eh? Well, you might be some help. Still, how are you going to bypass their built-in loyalty?"
  21. NameIess
    "Obtaining that army will be difficult. Nameless has stringent security measures in place to prevent their betrayal. Also mister letter, they don't have a supply of Mordite. I would've tried to steal it."
  22. NameIess
    "Yes. Why do you ask?"
  23. NameIess
    A yak dragon's death was not a peaceful thing.
  24. NameIess
    "I believe that it actually is, by the way. Rather rare indeed, particularly in it's purified form, which this is not." Nin's apprentice shrugged, watching the yak dragon implode. "I studied Mordite when I was... before I apprenticed to Nin."
  25. NameIess
    "Fine." Nin's apprentice pulled out his sword and chopped the hamster into mincemeat.
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