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  1. NameIess
    "No. I don't have a last name, or any other name for that matter. To change reality in order to name me would be a substantial change that would fundamentally rip me to shreds."
  2. NameIess
    "I didn't change your middle name, I just defined the Ghanderflaffle word for strawberry as the same word as your middle name."
  3. NameIess
    Nameless ate the cake happily and added Darkstalker to his list of friends. Nameless rolled his eyes. "Please. I'm just rewriting reality in a way that doesn't affect reality at all."
  4. NameIess
    "No, it's Hammond. Harendom is only strawberry in the imperial dialect. And Thaidakar definitely knew what it meant. Why else would he have ordered three tons of strawberries?" "I don't need a doctor, This is perfectly legit."
  5. NameIess
    "You know that means strawberry in Ghanderflaffle, right?"
  6. NameIess
    "I am not broken. I'll have you know that it is a canon fact that Thaidakar was obsessed with strawberries. Why else would Spook's middle name be strawberry?
  7. NameIess
    Nameless was surprised no one else had noticed. Thaidakar had always been eating strawberries. Nameless had never seen him without his infinite bag of strawberries.
  8. NameIess
    Everyone except for Nameless. He'd hoped that Mythos wouldn't have inherited Thaidakar's strawberry obsession.
  9. NameIess
    Nameless hadn't, so it didn't work.
  10. NameIess
    Did it work? Probably not.
  11. NameIess
    It would take an 'I'm sorry' cake with mint icing and a side of coffee ice cream.
  12. NameIess
    The other steam monster melted his claws off.
  13. NameIess
    The ice monsters were annihilated, transforming into steam monsters. one of them immediately jumped down Darkstalker's throat and into his lungs.
  14. NameIess
    And killed all of them with his flashlight.
  15. NameIess
    Nameless killed Snoopy, then gave Bernie a refund and walked away.
  16. NameIess
    Then the ice monster decided to copy the Ghanderflaffles and split into two.
  17. NameIess
    And with asexual reproduction, the Ghanderflaffle population was back to normal in a week.
  18. NameIess
    Why anyone would want to tame a volcra was beyond Nameless.
  19. NameIess
    The answer was obvious: neither of them.
  20. NameIess
    The ice formed itself into a giant monster, grabbing Darkstalker and slamming him into the volcano.
  21. NameIess
    Although holding a Dawnshard appears to have similar effects as holding a large quantity of breaths, the Dawnshards predate the existence of Awakening, and as far as we know, neither Vasher nor any of the other Five Scholars has ever held a Dawnshard.
  22. NameIess
    unfortunately, the volcano was actually filled with ice.
  23. NameIess
    It promptly erupted in his face.
  24. NameIess
    Nameless shrugged. "I guess. Anyways, I think you should be recontained, so..." He snapped his fingers, summoning animus-proof chains to bind Darkstalker.
  25. NameIess
    Nameless tilted his head to the side, confused. "Why would I use my powers to destroy a planet?"
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