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NameIess

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  1. A very angry man stood outside, face grim. "One of your beasts killed my horse."
  2. The possibility of anyone hearing anything over the deafening sound of knocking coming from the front door was frankly a little ridiculous.
  3. The cookies had never eaten such a grand meal.
  4. The door began shaking from the force of the knocking.
  5. The knocking continued, getting even louder.
  6. Yet another knock came at the door, this time loud and abrasive.
  7. Nameless wondered if the Quarkbeast would want to eat Noot.
  8. Which happened to turn them into giant monster kittens with ten times the cuteness.
  9. Someone else shrugged. "Um, okay? My command is... don't let people command you just because of cookies."
  10. Someone else approached Noot warily, then handed him a cookie.
  11. They were very surprised to find him still alive.
  12. Thousands of parents ripped the school apart stone by stone, leaving nothing behind that could be sold on Ebay.
  13. And Spook got tons of insulting letters from angry parents who wanted their money back.
  14. He failed, unfortunately, as he was unable to attend the final exam.
  15. And a graduation rate of zero, as the final exam involved actually insulting Nameless.
  16. It was a school that taught people how to insult Nameless.
  17. (This reaction stemmed from the fact that 'I will eat all the cookies' in the Noot language sounds exactly like 'I will eat everyone' in English, Rosharan, and the Old Tongue.)
  18. Someone else nodded appreciatively, then handed Darkstalker one of his cookies.
  19. As was Moni. But then again, at least he hadn't cheated.
  20. Nameless sighed, uncrushing himself and turning the blocks to mist. "You know, Thaidakar didn't want us to be rivals."
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