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  1. NameIess
    They all wanted to kill unpeaceful people.
  2. NameIess
    But at least they had good principles.
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    And failing.
  4. NameIess
    Nameless burst from beneath a gigantic pile of Shardplate-covered chickens, covered in long streaks of grey where their Blades had found a mark. He stumbled towards Wizard, one foot dragging uselessly behind him.
  5. NameIess
    This war failed spectacularly.
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    This failed, somehow.
  7. NameIess
    This was unfortunate.
  8. NameIess
    Calano's office was rather bumpier than usual.
  9. NameIess
    Which meant that the unluckiest Ghanderflaffle ever was now stuck inside two boxes.
  10. NameIess
    Unluckily, he got sucked into a sith holocron.
  11. NameIess
    Syl was very distraught to have accidentally crushed the Ghanderflaffle's spine.
  12. NameIess
    Unfortunately, Syl hugged him too hard, and Graham the wizard who loves cats' magic spells leave one extra-vulnerable to spren attacks.
  13. NameIess
    Unluckily, the bottom of the cliff was lava. And his parachute caught on fire.
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    Unluckily, it failed.
  15. NameIess
    Then he fell off a cliff.
  16. NameIess
    Then he got run over by a car.
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    But he died.
  18. NameIess
    And thus the luckiest Ghanderflaffle of all time died.
  19. NameIess
    Nameless smiled, summoning gateways leading into deep space and sucking in hundreds of chickens.
  20. NameIess
    Then he realized that he and Bill Mye shared half a soul.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless tossed Callandor back to Thaidakar. “Can’t use that; I’d bring the whole clinic down.” He looked out over the seemingly unending army of chickens, face grim. “Looks like this is it pal.” He summoned Taln’s Honorblade, raising it in defiance of the impossible odds. “It’s been an honor.”
  22. NameIess
    Nameless glanced at the other mech’s flight, then made a snap decision. His mech charged over to Calano and his downed mech, merging together as Nameless set the controls to autopilot, then ejected, landing between his retreating friends and the chicken army, bursting to life with Saidin.
  23. NameIess
    Unfortunately, Nameless was so shocked by this revelation that he accidentally kicked Bill Mye into a pit of alligators.
  24. NameIess
    Most of all because she was dead. All but one ghanderflaffle had died a while back, and it hadn’t been her that survived. That honor belonged to…
  25. NameIess
    Nameless sighed in annoyance. "Stupid magic mixing stuff. Why can't I have a combo core?"
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