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NameIess

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  1. For now. That day would come sometime, though only Eof knew when.
  2. "No flashbacks! TLT is over! Forever!" THE END
  3. "The universe hasn't been destroyed, we merely finished the story. Stop spoiling the ending, there's no prologue."
  4. Lark nodded. "So you know that any unauthorized changes are quickly removed, the ink burned off by magic, yes? Well, that still happens with blood, only slower."
  5. "Yes, that's about right. Although I would replace the word 'improperly' with 'unlawfully'. Against the law of the treaty, that is. As for what I feel I should tell you, I suppose I need to remind you of the treaty's tamper protections." Lark handed Calano a pen. "Try to make a change, would you?"
  6. Lark hesitated, examining the form. "Look, I don't want to seem like I'm trying to be unhelpful, but it's only because I don't know if you're operating with full knowledge of exactly what I've done. How much do you know about the difficulties of taking control of a treaty as I did?"
  7. Wrestle the Hog. At least there'd be a cool story about my death. WYR drown in a sea of spheres or an ocean of ash?
  8. Thanks for watching, and we hope you have a nice day. Farewell.
  9. Yep, you heard right folks. TLT is over now. We told all the stories.
  10. "So what exactly is the form? Some kind of 'executive reset'?"
  11. "I don't understand how this is different from the normal method of ceding control."
  12. "Yes, well... I realized that when I was editing the treaty, so I made my signature a bit more... permanent."
  13. Then the Quarkbeast regenerated and ate Butt completely.
  14. Lark flipped through the treaty to the seventeenth treatise, then pointed to the bottom of the page, where it read: The power to uphold this treaty and the ability to regulate and modify its tenets shall be granted to (At this point Calano's name was placed, with Lark's written over it in glistening red blood) for as long as this person should live, or until they should see fit to cede control willingly, and by their own hand write the name of their successor. "I made some other minor changes, mostly in section eight, regulation of magic, but this is how I took control."
  15. The Quarkbeast retaliated by eating Butt's left arm.
  16. Lark appeared in Calano's office a moment later, holding a pen and clipboard. "Yes?"
  17. He still couldn't describe the taste properly.
  18. It tasted... he couldn't really describe it. Must need more bites.
  19. Lark woke up, a little surprised to still be alive. Well, I should probably go see how Calano's doing with the treaty. I get the feeling that he's going to be stubborn about accepting my help.
  20. Can I get a source for the painful part?
  21. Lark walked into Calano's office, placing the clinic treaty on the desk. "I would appreciate it if you at least consulted me before doing anything drastic with this."
  22. And he had always wondered what the Quarkbeast tasted like.
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