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Bookish Ocelot

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  1. 21 hours ago, CrazyRioter said:

    Of note, Jasnah is all but confirmed to have access to Plate as of the end of OB, and Shallan likely had access to Plate at one time even if she's currently being unreliable narrator about it.

    I feel like Shallan had access but it isn't mentioned in the Coppermind. 

    Spoiler

    She had come pretty far in her bonding of Pattern before killing her father. She had her blade and limited illusion skill. 

     

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    1. Kaladin and Adolin start dating
    2. Shallan lightweaves herself a boyfriend
    3. Renarin and Rushu and Navani invent sliced bread and the wheel
    4. Adolin accidentally resurrects Sadeas
    5. Sadeas conquers all of Roshar and unites them under the Iron Throne
    6. Sadeas realizes his true Calling is to unite Westeros instead and leaves
    7. Rock and Lopen start a restaurant called the One-Armed Herdazian
    8. Lift eats tons of chouta and farms stormlight at the OAH
    9. The economy collapses due to the aforementioned farming
    10. Moash becomes a Highprince but then goes to Reshi Isles because that was hard work and he wants a vacation
    11. Venli becomes a full willshaper and makes statues of Eshonai everywhere
    12. The Parshendi decide that the whole war thing was a bad idea and go to OAH to eat pancakes
    13. The Parshendi get into a pancake eating contest with Lift and lose
    14. The Parshendi go massively into debt due to contest
    15. Debt starts another war
  3. Ten orders at School:

     

    Windrunner:  Class President. Flies to and from school.  

    Skybreaker: Slaughters everyone at dodgeball and yells at people who are out of dress code. 

    Dustbringer: Famous for setting the school on fire after failing a test.

    Edgedancer: Slides around between classes and "accidentally" grew the principal's orchid into a massive monster. 

    Truthwatcher: Always tattles on everyone and is the class gossip, sometimes lightweaving things that didn't happen so there is never a dull moment. 

    Lightweaver: Lightweaves homework into a completed state, forges signatures on permission slips, and hides the sound of the bell so they are never tardy.

    Elsecaller: Soulcasts annoying teachers into smoke and teleports to get to class. 

    Willshapers: Occasionally removes all tension from school so things liquify.

    Stonewards: Block off corridors using stone. 

    Bondsmiths: Tried to unite all the cliques, failed miserably and is now an outsider.

  4. I was carrying these around and I covered the covers almost all the time because the art was so bad. It looked like a bad romance written in the 1970s by a lonely housewife desperate for adventure. I am petitioning to rename LoC to "Disproportionate Men In Loose Shirts Flexing In Front of Swooning Ladies". And Moraine(?) serving the others tea on TSR makes no sense. She had them serving her tea in the first few books. 

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