“Ahem. I have a very important announcement to make, everybody,” Truthless said, interrupting both plot and randomness alike. “If you’ll please turn attention to the page count, you will realize something very important....
WE’RE PAGE 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS PARTY EVERYBODY!!!!!!” TRUTHLESS YELLED, REFUSING TO TURN OFF ALL-CAPS WHILE IT WAS STILL PAGE 700. HE THREW SOME CONFETTI INTO THE AIR AND POPPED SOME PARTY CANONS.