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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. I still don’t have it, not yet at least! Does anyone have the app? *Abracrab Lincoln appears* ”Four shore, and shellfish years ago....”
  2. *dons a cheetah butt* Me too!!
  3. Anyone else feel like some Kitten Therapy?
  4. “All signs point to nope!”
  5. *obtains fishing liscense*
  6. *throws exploding kittens at everybody* *proceeds to play the game Exploding Kittens*
  7. But considering that physics don’t apply until the ship is in the water; just theoretical stuff
  8. A phoenix so hot it’s blue; that gets a solid 8/10, though the background looks a wee bit bland
  9. Maybe I can get a white shirt, and get him to sign that, so I can flex on all of my friends that I have Brandon’s signature (until I spill spaghetti sauce on it of course)
  10. You gotta wonder what would happen if you made a battleship made up of purely Francium, and then let it set sail..... It would rain on the continents for weeks. Also, on the note of Larkins, the guy who made the Hollow Knight soundtrack is named Christopher Larkin; I’m convinced he’s a worldhopper, because no one could make that good music without perfect pitch
  11. YKYASFW you’re taking an elements quiz in school, and you forget what At is, so you just write Atium down
  12. “CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!” A RANDOM SPEAKER STARTED TO BLARE.
  13. “Ahem. I have a very important announcement to make, everybody,” Truthless said, interrupting both plot and randomness alike. “If you’ll please turn attention to the page count, you will realize something very important.... WE’RE PAGE 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS PARTY EVERYBODY!!!!!!” TRUTHLESS YELLED, REFUSING TO TURN OFF ALL-CAPS WHILE IT WAS STILL PAGE 700. HE THREW SOME CONFETTI INTO THE AIR AND POPPED SOME PARTY CANONS.
  14. Kaladin: -How to cope with loss -Protecting for dummies -Top 10 proven ways to make your bridge running an enjoyable experience -What to do when a windspren starts following you? -What to do when a windspren becomes a different spren? -What are the oaths? -Who is Odium? -Becoming a Knight Radiant in 5 easy steps -What to do when you accidentally kill your spren -How to get rid of annoying princes -Alethi customs on duels -Guarding tips -How to tell if a crew member is planning an assassination -Assassian in White's Facebook page -www.urithru.com -How can I protect everybody? -Shadesmar tips and tricks guaranteed to help you survive -What to do when your enemy gains powers and starts growing crystals -www.ihateanaramclub.com
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