Truthless of Shinovar

Heheheh... all of you just lost

*tackles Nathranking. He ain’t gonna leave without his lucky hat*

*makes speed bubble, drinks all of the beer in a matter of second*

Gradget Truthless laughed maniacally from the cliff he was standing on, providing vantage over the city of Idris, now aflame. Sparks and screams rose into the night, but noting could stop the monks. The Awakeners had provided a small problem, but the Darkhor monks had disposed of them quickly. They would make for wonderful sacrifices. Now, all there was left to do was wait for the killing order from the Wyrn. Idris would be Wyrn’s within the hour. Hurt Idris, Heal Duladel. Iri-5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 8 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 2 Central Dominance - 3 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 4 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 4 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 10 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 1 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 7 The Roughs - 7 Southern Scadrians - 5

Granted, but instead, you scream “YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!” I wish that I had some rice crispies

It was a very silent meeting.

*Wayne looks in the kegs of beer. Which are empty.* "Ok buster..." Wayne says, turning to Nathranking.

Multiple worlds.... this was not something that Truthless had expected. He had felt so sure that he would come once all of Sel bowed down to one ruler... But it looked like that was not enough. Soon, as sure as the sun rose, however, the Fjordell empire would conquer all of the universe. It was only a matter of time. Truthless sent half of the monks, nearing 500, to Nalthis. A large strike force would be needed to deal with such a large population. And a few monks in Duladel, just to be safe. Iri - 5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 8 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 2 Central Dominance - 4 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 5 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 5 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 9 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 3 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 6 The Roughs - 5 Southern Scadrians - 5

“Ok,” Tels said, trying to cling on to his last bit of sanity not overwhelmed by fear, “I don’t t-think that this is going to work. That g-guy is too fast.” Even mentioning the thing sent horrible images through Tels’ mind, enough to make any nightmare seem like a daydream. “I’ll s-see if I can distract h-him, you guys find some way to get out of h-here.” Turning around to face the man flying through the air, and the thing carrying him, Tels did the only thing he could think of to distract him. He picked up a small piece of rubble, and chucked it up towards him. @RayOfSunshine @I think I am here. @Sherlock Holmes @Sorana

Simply put, Hurt the Rose Empire, Heal Fjordell. If anyone wants to RP... Iri - 5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 7 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 3 Central Dominance - 4 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 5 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 5 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 7 Rose Empire - 3 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 5 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 6 The Roughs - 5 Southern Scadrians - 5

Except for the sharks. They bypassed the system, becoming a totally new entity within The Longest Thread. Somewhere in between narrators and characters, the sharks were free to do as they wished. And the mimes were terrified.

*single year falls from eye* This... it’s a masterpiece. I’ve never seen something so impressive in all of my life!!! This is better than any art Michelangelo ever dreamed of making! The writing is so superb it puts Charles Dickens to absolute shame!!

SIR YESSIR RIGHT AWAY SIR!! A group of about 30 monks have been sent to the Rose Empire. Chaos will ensue, and should provide further opportunity to attack. The... mishap... in Duladel is being remedied as we speak, and the resident monks have been removed. Iri - 5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 7 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 3 Central Dominance - 4 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 5 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 5 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 7 Rose Empire - 3 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 5 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 6 The Roughs - 5 Southern Scadrians - 5

*accidentally knocks over teacup*

I have decided to join the mighty Fjordell Empire!! (And though I may not benefit the mighty countries any more, I can harm its enemies) Hurt Duladel, Heal no one. Iri - 5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 7 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 3 Central Dominance - 4 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 5 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 5 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 5 Rose Empire - 5 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 5 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 6 The Roughs - 5 Southern Scadrians - 5

Aimia is suddenly found with the dawnshards, and use them to decimate Arelon. Iri - 5 Rira - 5 Reshi Isles - 4 Herdaz - 5 Aimia - 7 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 5 Alethkar - 5 Thaylenah - 3 Central Dominance - 5 Northern Dominance - 6 Eastern Dominance - 5 Southern Dominance - 5 Western Dominance - 5 Terris Dominance - 5 Fjordell Empire - 10 Svorden - 10 Duladel - 6 Rose Empire - 5 Hallandren - 5 Idris - 5 Pahn Kahl - 3 Elendel Basin - 5 The Roughs - 5 Southern Scadrians - 5

You are yelling, yapping, young, yin, yang, yodeling, (&) yeeting. OHSAYCANYOUSEEBYTHEDAWNSEARLYLIGHTWHATSOPROUDLYWEHAILEDBYTHETWIGHLIGHTSLASTGLEAMINGWHOSBRIGHTSTRIPESANDBRIGHTSTARSTHROUGHTHEPERILOUSFIGHTOERTHERAMPARTSWEWATCHEDWERESOGALLANTLYSTREAMINGANDTHEROCKETSREDGLARETHEBOMBSBURSTINGINAIRGAVEPROOFTHROUGHTHENIGHTTHATOURFLAGWASSTILLTHEREOHSAYDOESTHATSTARSPANGLEDBANNERUETWAVEOERTHELANDOFTHEFREEANDTHEHOMEOFTHEBRAVE Alternatively, if you’re not American or this is too long, CANADAEH

Toto's Africa: "There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do" when it's really "There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do"

I... I have no words for this. May your Knight rest in peace. *weeps*

*wins*

I'll take balloons

Maybe I will bring a time machine!!

Bitter

I made mops act delightfully and take stuff to its cool Kraken. Alright, here's an easy one: HI