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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Truthless reached into his pocket, and with a flourish, he revealed the Perfect Garlic. It was so beautiful it hurt to look at. "This took me a couple of decades to find, let alone preserve it for so long. Any vampire ought to shrivel up at the very sight of it, not to mention the silver!! Here, you take it," Truthless said to AC, handing him the garlic. "As for the anti-werewolf charm, it didn't seem to do that much to Ene, so I've converted it into a handheld thermonuke if it comes to that."
  2. The ageless face, Aes Sedai serenity and coolness, the flow of air she uses to keep her umbrella (and thus herself) in the air, the weaves of fire and air to create intricate illusions... Oh yes, it's impossible to miss!!
  3. Suddenly, FT and AC merged together to become FACT Truthless ran towards the stockpile of paper airplanes, then tossed a strange looking device into the center of the pile. Suddenly, flames made of ice sprouted up from the paper, and when all of those had burned/frozen/frurned/burozened to a crisp, an twenty foot radius turned into a solid block of ice. The ice began to roll around like a dice cube in all directions, threatening to smash anyone who came too near.
  4. Ahhhh, Silva must be weaving threads of water in that photo
  5. Which promptly burned into ashes. Perhaps I should leaf FT alone.... Bwaahahahahahhahahaa!!!!
  6. Can we all agree that Mary Poppins is definitely an Aes Sedai?
  7. But does dignity have you?
  8. Truthful snuck off into the woods. He would return... someday. Methinks I just created a potential narrator
  9. Truthless just stood there and let himself be stabbed. It went right through his heart, but strangely, no blood came gushing from the wound. Upon closer examination, it was discovered that it was only a cardboard cutout of Truthless, not the actual thing. Behind the cutout, there was a hole, apparently tunneled. Mounds of earth were shoved up beneath Sorana’s feet as Truthless popped up from the ground. He was facing the wrong direction, so he went ahead and attacked Ene, using his anti-werewolf charm that he had bought off of a witch doctor somewhere in the Amazon.
  10. Truthless raised his hands towards the heavens and began to chant. Working seconds, it began to rain down popsicle sticks, ends razor sharp and wicked looking splinters sticking out in all directions. A dozen or so began to fall directly on Sorana, who was still attacking FT. Truthless pulled out a steel umbrella. @Sorana
  11. Truthful landed on that vile beast, ending its life.
  12. Truthful jumped off of the treadmill, and a cliff by accident. While he was falling, he pulled a string attached to a backpack that magically appeared on his back, and gliders shot out from both sides. “Mwahahahahahhah!!!! You’ll never catch me!” Truthful said to Boba Fett.
  13. Bwahahahaha!! Welcome brother!!!

  14. Impossible. Luna just lost the game.
  15. Hey, thanks for following me!!:D

  16. Truthless pulls out his double glocks, modified to be able to shoot hundreds of bullets per second without ever running out of ammo. A small grin touches his mouth. He's been waiting for this.
  17. *pulls out two glocks once more, and fires them into the air* *lets out another war whoop* ”AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE, aaaaaa- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEZZGOHOTDIGGITYHOMESLICEDOG, whooooooooWEEEEEEEEE!
  18. IM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU DONT TALK ON A THREAD, JUST TYPE (I NEED THAT EMOJI IN ALL CAPS SOMEHOW)
  19. I CAN STILL USE ALL CAPS THOUGH!!
  20. Dishes, ten times out of ten. Hollow Knight or Shovel Knight?
  21. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM OUT OF UPVOTES, PLEASE TAKE MY GRATITUDE INSTEAD. Edit: I got my upvotes back, hooray!
  22. Truthful ran faster, only to realize that he had in fact been running on a treadmill the entire time.
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