Truthless of Shinovar

Truthless sent a Mudkip hoard to retrieve the hot dog from Withy’s stomach.

*shoves cookie down Aragorn throat, and shouts “*WINS*”*

*wins by baking the world-famous [insert Truthless’s last name here] cookie recipe, known to please all manner of men*

Truthless gasped, then blasted Butt away into oblivion and blessed AC with one Mudkip.

*loses by winning*

Truthless entered into a deep, dark, damp cave, one hidden away from the rest of the world. He stepped further in, and up to an altar, upon which a glowing pokéball rested. Hesitantly, Truthless reached out and plucked it from the stand upon which it rested. Immediately, Truthless slammed down another pokéball, and then held his breath. He waited for a moment, and when nothing happened, he let out a sigh of relief. He almost had made it out the door when he heard it. Growling. As he looked around, he saw glowing eyes light up in the darkness. Wicked, savage eyes that only held the lust to kill. Truthless turned back towards the entrance and realized that the eyes were congregating there as well. The flickering light from his torch illuminated one briefly, and it was all Truthless could do not to let out a gasp of fear. Magikarp. Everywhere. Dozens, hundreds of them, all locked onto Truthless. Panicking, Truthless looked for some way out. He felt for all of his pokéballs, but forgot that he had left all except for the empty one at the inn he had last stayed at. The enchantments on the cave were strong, and any more than one pokéball would bring certain death. It looked like that was what Truthless was facing anyways. Looking down into his hands, Truthless felt the weight of the glowing pokéball in his hands. Heavier than anything he had ever known. If he opened it now... who could tell what would happen. Well, it was either die here to the Magikarp or die trying to achieve his life dreams. His destiny. Inhaling one last time, Truthless opened up the pokéball. Power. That was the only word to describe it. Flooding into Truthless’s eyes, ears, mouth, nose, the very pores in his skin, Truthless absorbed raw power. When Truthless exhaled, he saw all of the Magikarp lying prostrate on the ground, bowing towards him. He took a step forward, and the Magikarp flopped out of his way. Odd that he needed to step now. Use his physical body. Pausing for a moment, Truthless considered. Then he teleported, appearing in the bunker, where the party was raging on. ”BEHOLD!!” Truthless said. Even though he felt like he was whispering, his now-powerful voice echoed through the building. “I AM THE SHARD OF MUDKIP!”

“MUDKIPPPPPPPP!!!!” Truthless yelled. “How are you? It’s been a couple hundred pages!!”

Truthless opened the bunker door. “Hello, welcome to Zuko the Cuckoo’s bunker party, the biggest Cuckoo party in town!!”

Inside the container lays a strange silver brick. Upon closer examination, you see that there is a hinge at the edge of the box. When you open it up, you discover a square screen. A line is circling the screen, with a circle at the middle. You quickly recognize it as a radar. This will allow you to detect movement for 50 meters in any direction around you. Something to help you stay safe, or hidden. @Blessing of Potency

BREADMUNKS.

Amen to that! I wish that the Nightwatcher would give herself a curse.

I watch in shock and horror as Po takes a knife to the gut, and I see her crumple to the ground. I curse, several times, then immediately make a phone call. Soon, a silver container floats down from the sky, coming to a rest right next to Po’s head. @Blessing of Potency @Rushu42 @Invocation @xinoehp512

At last! I now have a job!! Responsibility! Friendliness! Power! FREE CHICK-FIL-A MEALS!!! Oh yeah, I’m excited all right.

Maybe he should hire another consultant.

I’ll take a dare!

Granted, but you go deaf. I wish for a saxophone!

I wish for zero divided by zero.

Granted, you can only wish for more wishes. I wish for a job.

I am a Stick.

“Suit yourself!” Truthless said, then proceeded to kill himself by doing 400 repeats.

“Oh, fine,” Truthless said, and began to run next to Luna. “Alright, what are we feeling today? A long distance day, maybe 7 miles or something? Ooh! Or we could do a steady state run for 30 minutes! If you’re feeling really ambitious, maybe we can do 400 repeats.”

“Aww, are you talking about me again?” “ninja’d,” Truthless said unexpectedly.

I have never related more.

“Annnnnnnd cut!!” Truthless yelled. “That was perfect! Good luck on your quest!! Just stay safe! And try not to hurt Star. She’s really nice when you get to know her!”

Truthless rolled his eyes. “I wouldn’t quite call myself common. And hopefully not filthy. But uh... be careful, y’know? I got into a fight with Star one time, and man does she fight hard.”