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  1. Truthless of Shinovar
    Well dang.
  2. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless Man (Laugh, Laugh, Laugh)
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    Tels jumped a little bit when Freedom suddenly aged rapidly. Not much, but she definitely looked a lot older than she had before. It had to be atium, or something similar. Tels knew that atium somehow controlled age, but he could never recall the specifics. He wasn't an allomancer, and things like this rarely concerned him. "I... " Tels paused, thinking about what to say. "Thanks. I think I know what you mean about decent folks. I'll make sure to reach out when I need to, but... you stay safe yourself. I can be an asset if you need. I've got some experience, so don't hesitate if you need some help either." Tels pulled out a sheet of paper and wrote something down. "Here," he said, handing it to Freedom. "A way to contact my communicator."
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    NOOOOOO WHY AM I ALWAYS OUT OF UPVOTES WHEN IT MATTERS MOST?! Let us not forget, Stream of Spirits Other titles... The One After Five But Before Seven of Evening Ridge Crazy and Wild Movements That Somehow Make Sense. Investiture Unleashed The Beat of Conflict Giant Lizard Metal
  5. Truthless of Shinovar
    *wins through human stupidity*
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    Gregor MacPhearsan, the walking, breathing, exfoliating Scottish circus peanut. He was part snake. And part shard. He was a little thing called the Pheasant Tree. We've been talking about Pheasant Trees, a fascinating story of the British Empire's effort to protect the Pheasant Tree, or Peanut, in the north of Scotland, which provided a vital link to the island's water supplies, while it also served as a place of pilgrimage for thousands of tourists during the 16th century. And now, we're going to look at some of the most incredible examples of Pheasant Trees on the planet, and their spectacular ability to transform themselves from something utterly hideous to something so strangely beautiful, and often downright bizarre. 1. The Elephant Pheasant Tree Not just the tallest tree in the world!
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    It's been a struggle to keep myself from laughing too hard
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    "*Wins*" Truthless said. "Yeah, there were a lot of 'em." "So you're telling me I can be the star?" "Sure," Truthless said. "And I'd be happy to let you do a cameo in one of my movies. That'll be a kick." "Okay." "I've got a few places I need to be before I can start shooting," Truthless said. "But I'll let you know as soon as I know what's up." "Okay." * "Hello?" Truthless said, when I turned the corner in front of the apartment complex, and he saw me. "Hey." I said, turning to him. I didn't have a plan, but I knew that if he were here, he would understand. "Hello," Truthless said. "You looking for a ride to get to work?" I nodded.
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    Hehe, enjoy a Mistborn- Star Wars cross over Move aside Shallan. I haven't had this much fun in a while
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    The Inquisitor Quartet. “Who knew a spike in the throat could work such wonders?!”
  12. Truthless of Shinovar
    OH MY STORMS THIS IS ALL SO BEAUTIFUL GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT I WILL BE BACK WITH BEAUTIFUL AI FANFICS PLEASE LET ME CONTRIBUTE TO THE SERIOUS FANFIC
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  14. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless threw the real pineapple at Astral’s head.
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    The real pineapple hid in the high branches of the tree. The FBI and SWAT team was sweeping the forest floor below him, but he knew he would be safe up here. He was right about to doze off for the night when he saw eyes glinting in the tree next to him. Looking closer, the real pineapple realized with horror what it was. Breadmunks.
  16. Truthless of Shinovar
    Suddenly, yellow juice sprayed everywhere. The real pineapple had killed the fake pineapple. “I AM VICTORIOUS!” the real pineapple shouted, then ran out the door.
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    The real pineapple and the fake pineapple got in a fight. The entire court quickly became a full-scale riot.
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    The media went crazy.
  19. Truthless of Shinovar
    The case was called Fake Pineapple v. Astral. It reached the Supreme Court.
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    The fake pineapple began CPR on her.
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    The real pineapple began CPR.
  22. Truthless of Shinovar
    “*wins*”
  23. Truthless of Shinovar
    The real pineapple fell into Ara’s hands and said one word. That word was...
  24. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Call upon the mods beyond to lock the thread!” The fake pineapple cried out. See what I did there? Eh? Eh? *aggressive elbow nudging*
  25. Truthless of Shinovar
    The destruction of TLT.
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