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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Now you only won by 2 hours.
  2. “Granted,” says the Nightwatcher, pulling out numerous very large metal spikes. “However, you’re boom is something else entirely. As you may have noticed, there seems to be some trouble brewing between the shards right now. A contest of champions, or so it seems, may take place soon. And I need a champion...” The Nightwatcher begins to laugh maniacally as roots begin to take hold of your legs and arms, dragging you away to some unseen grove of trees, where you will be waiting, forever, until your battle. I wish for Minecraft on my laptop.
  3. What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Really though, this is all super cool!
  4. Mraize has slippers with him. Always.
  5. In Soviet Roshar, whitespines hunt YOU!
  6. In the prose version of White Sand, “Ridos” is a reoccurring Darkside curse!
  7. ALL OUT *WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS*
  8. This was after Truthless had finished making banana pudding out of the Luxembourgish bananas.
  9. Truthless laughed maniacally and stuffed more bananas into his mouth. He on in the Yiddish alphabet now. Sign language was next.
  10. Yeah, just inactive I made an account a few months ago, used it once, then never used it again
  11. My account is dead, but I’ll see what I can do!
  12. Bro, I know we don’t interact on the Shard that much, but every time that we have, whether it’s been breadm*nks on TLT or something in the Alleyverse, I have sincerely and honestly enjoyed it so much. You are loved and wanted on the Shard, it would be nowhere near the same without you! Please PM me anytime, I’m here for you, and so is everyone else
  13. Hehehe, it’s a good thing I’ve never heard the song in real life. Now it can’t get stuck in my head!
  14. The Ghanderflafflle Empire, on the other hand, slayed them.
  15. And it came to pass in those days, Truthless sent an epistle unto Butt Ad Venture. Upon it was written, *wins*.
  16. Granted, but at the moment, you live in Krypton with no way off. I wishest for every person on Shard the would speaketh Biblical speak.
  17. “Thou hast yee’d thy last haw Honorless.” Truthless said. Wo, wo, unto Honorless, for he had thought that the win was his, but lo, it was not.
  18. Wheel of Time!! Yaaaaaaaaay! Just make sure to hang in there, the last three books are definitely worth it.
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