Truthless of Shinovar

“Yay! I’m finally reality!!”

Maybe today?

Hehehe that’s gonna be me. I WILL win the Last Post.

“Therefore, I am a figment of my own imagination,” Truthless said, trying to not freak out.

Did you receive any Sanderson-related gifts for Christmas/other holiday?

Because Truthless was the lead vocalist.

Because I *wins*!!

*wins by wishing the Shard a merry Christmas*

Merry Christmas Eve everybody!

Aluminum compounder on Threnody, I think that Dalinar and Kaladin have that whole slave thing under control. Would you rather have a shardblade instead of a hand, so that you might accidentally kill somebody’s arm when you go to shake their hand, or constantly have metals slightly Pushed away from you, so that all metals are constantly hard to find and in the corners of the room?

The explosion was incredible. The piñata had never felt such a hard hit in all of its life. For a moment, it basked in the raw power, fulfilling half of its command, being hit hard. But, there was still the other half to complete. The piñata sucked in the explosion of the thermonuke, breathed in, then realeased it outwards while also releasing its own energy. Needless to say, candy went everywhere.

The piñata was freaking out internally. He wasn’t ready. Not yet!

Granted, but you break the game anyways. The Nightwatcher is very disappointed. I wish for Christmas!!!!

Hmm... sorry, this is all a bit upside-down-ish, isn’t it? Anyways, after reading the state of Sanderson, I decided to take a look at the Mistborn coins, and decided to buy the keychain. It came super quick and it’s SUPER AWESOME. Sent from the Canton of Finance itself!! Edit: I just checked the website, turns out I accidentally read last year’s state of Sanderson

Sorry, I just didn’t want to spoil anything for people who weren’t seeing the midnight premiere and wanted to do some last minute speculating

It was quite painful for the piñata, who was actually a sentient awakened object.

*wins by confirming Musroom’s suspicions*

If you say no

Meh. It was good, I enjoyed it, coolest part for me was probably Rey hearing the voices of the past Jedi. I loved Kylo's arc and redemption. Some cheesy parts, unneeded characters, plot wasn't Sanderson level or anything, didn't totally fulfill my expectations, but it was still a good movie. ((Please don't freak out or anything, this isn't IMDb)) Actually, I take it back, one, and I looked for a little bit at all the reviews, one user on IMDb actually put it really good way that doesn't scream "If your a star wars fan you should love/hate [depending on the review] this movie!!" "No movie can be perfect. Don't expect this one to be. That being said, it's a good end to the series. There's a lot of bias in these reviews. It's a great way to cap off this trilogy. Don't go in with expectations for it to be the best movie of the decade. Go in remembering all the reasons you love Star Wars, and you'll like it."

It's... it's beautiful!!

Truthless began by setting up a piñata shaped like a head.

But that was irrelevant. Because IT WAS KOLOSS HEADMUNCHING DAY!!!!

IT’S KOLOSS HEAD MUNCHING DAY EVEYBODY!! LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!!!

“Tsk-tsk,” says the Nightwatcher, slowly shaking her head. “Immortality. How predictable. Just like every other storming human that has come here. You know,” says the Nightwatcher, slowly moving towards you, “immortality is really overrated. You live the same days over and over again. You learn everything there is to learn. You lose your mind a couple of times, but it always comes back. And with it comes pain. Raw, horrid, pain. Because you know that you’re stuck. There’s nowhere left for you to go. No happiness, no Beyond, nothing. Take me, for example. The only thing that keeps me sane is by granting the boons for the foolish wishes of men and women, and devising the most cunning banes that will haunt them for the rest of their lives. Or in your case, eternity.” By this point, the Nightwatcher is inches away from your face. “So, if it’s really immortality you want, then that is what you will receive. You will live forever... but for your bane, you shall be forced to listen to Nyan Cat music for the rest of forever!” The Nightwatcher’s laughter is the last thing you hear before the “meows” drown out the horrid noise. I wish to not get sick this winter break.