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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. I’m on book three baby!!
  2. I’ll take that strange metal that may or may not be silvery white and give you a couple hundred rolls of plastic wrap for it. I’ve got a limited edition cinnamon vanilla flavored mac and cheese box
  3. Irrelevant!! For you have just acitvated my trap card!! HAH!! Your monster is banished from the game, to the point of no return!
  4. Granted, but they require 1,000,000 AA batteries to work, creating a solid platform about five feet tall, wide, and long below your feet. Sure, you can teleport, but forget about walking. Oh, and the batteries only last about one jump. I wish I could speak with perfect clarity, tone, intonation, etc., surpassing all other puny mortals as the world gathers around to hear the inspiring speeches I give with my perfect voice.
  5. “Got it, I’ll be there soon.” Tels hung up the phone, grabbed his sand pouches and quido, then lept out the window he always had open. He fell through the air, feeling the wind blow through his face before commanding ribbons of sand out of his pouch to slow his descent. Hoping to save his water, Tels decided to start jogging towards the park instead of using his sand. The park was nearby, and shouldn’t take long to get to at all. In a few minutes, Tels approached the bench where he and Freedom had first met.
  6. Granted, but for whatever reason, they are the most incredibly embarrassing thing you’ve ever carried, and everyone constantly ostrasizes you for having 16 shards in your pocket. I wish for the month of January to pass by quickly
  7. Because the assassain had killed his sense of caring as well.
  8. The goat then turned into a Stick.
  9. Hit! You sunk my battleship! E3
  10. “Truce?” The assassain said slowly. “There will be no truce. I will kill everybody.”
  11. HAPPY NEW YEAR (depending on where you live)
  12. “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!” Truthless said on January 1st, 2020.
  13. *wins in a complicated and confusing fashion*
  14. Fullborn wins. Every time, no question about it. I think there was actually a thread a couple pages back about that scenario.
  15. Su ebdid akwne msawert swer
  16. Then Truthless replaced the burned out lightbulb.
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