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    Until TST won. Nothing wins like irony. Elend kicked Redacted's head to BoS.
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    Welcome!
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    "But better," Said Elend. It really wasn't, but it might start a good argument.
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    "Or winter..." said Eddard.
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    Elend wiped off Nice. He leaned forward on the sword, resting his hands on the pommel. "Spring is coming." He said, in an Australian accent, somberly.
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    Elend unsheathed Nice, his greatsword; five feet of black steel, and in a clean sweep of the weapon struck of Redacted's head.
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    Welcome! It is quite nice to meet you. May I ask your favorite cosmere character?
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    Beep! Beep! 10/10
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    Granted. You get it, fresh from Japan, sliced with the finest of katanas. Your bane is that it was laced with Destroying Angel mushrooms and you didn't realise it. I wish that I could salivate gasoline but not become unwell.
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    But you could be fire...
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    This is so confusing. Cheers!
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    Thanks, ya'll. As far as the nervous system thing I just meant that they didn't have a brain and/or natural spinal cord per se. So maybe you would have to sever their spikes for an instant kill?
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    Darius Rucker looks about and scolds Elend for not giving artist names at the start.
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    Ah, but of arse. My sword says salami This message is needy And Lenin can lead us... Goodnight! Oh, and @BringerofShadows, don't ever think anything is a coincidence. Ever.
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    Him being Redacted, of arse. Elend blasted the Soviet anthem.
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    Everyone knew this of coarse, but a narrator had changed his name to Redacted.
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    Redacted was the true name of [REDACTED]. Elend was in the shield as well, still in tractor trailer sized eagle form, but not quite as tall as Redacted.
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    It went off.
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    BoS' throne was an H-bomb, timed to go off in .5 seconds.
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    Mr. Wheedlenose died and joined his real lover as a ghost in the room. Why magma? Why not Elend's brassiere? Ahem, brazier.
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    *ate Since Shadows only are the heart, not ate it, Elend dove for it and sacrificed it to Voidus in his brassiere- no, wait- brazier.
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    Somehow, her boyfriend, Herbert Wheedlenose sensed her silent call, rushed in, blasted David Allen Coe, and clawed his beloved's heart out of Shadows. Elend took a step back.
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    Elend tried to get her heart back with his greatsword. What a gentleman. The song was replaced with 'Armata Strigoi'.
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    Speakers playing 'Save Our Last Goodbye' by Disturbed dropped to the ground behind them. The audiance cried. Shadows double posted.
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    Elend injected Shadows with ten grams of emetic. Edit: Oh, yes, and blocked all the hatchets with his greatsword.
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