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Lunamor

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  1. That’s fair. Keep the dream alive.
  2. I would most certainly not win a boxing match (unlike this thread).
  3. Relentless
  4. Chuck Norris’s Hawaiian vacation house is on a volcano, because who doesn’t like a nice jacuzzi?
  5. Don’t drop it through a sewer grate! The waiter asked me if I wanted a box for my leftovers.
  6. Tenacious
  7. Granted. The definition of flying is officially changed to falling with style. I wish for a mohawk.
  8. Remained
  9. While you are busy begging for a grater, I’m winning! What sound does a witch’s vehicle make?
  10. Chuck Norris can kill seven people with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
  11. Quit
  12. Granted. You are now terrible at coming up with banes. I wish for a mullet.
  13. Jenny shrugged, too tired to argue, and approached the building’s entrance. She carefully pushed open the door, stepping inside and leaving behind the bright sunlight. The smell of food was now overpowering.
  14. Jenny squinted at one for a bit. It wasn’t smiling and the mouth was frowning. It was probably upset in some way. Angry would make the most sense. ”They probably have angry expressions to help scare off any pests. If I was a rat, I wouldn’t be very afraid of a friendly-looking person.” She dusted off its head. ”This is why they need hats. I’m going to suggest that to the emporium’s owner.”
  15. The incorrect way does make more sense.
  16. Jenny started off towards the building, leaving Rob and Roy to their argument. She was growing hungrier by the second. As she walked, Jenny wondered how long it had taken to create all of the statues. There were so many of them and they were all incredibly realistic. Perhaps a team of people had worked on them.
  17. I always mispronounce that word
  18. “I can definitely smell it.” Jenny’s stomach growled, almost sounding like it was complaining. “Do you guys think we should see if any of it’s for sale?” Her stomach growled even louder. ”I vote yes.”
  19. Close enough Here’s a pun where the pronunciation definitely works: The wedding was so beautiful!
  20. It was odd that Gift still stayed as sunglasses. Perhaps being electrocuted hadn’t been kind to Edgar’s eyes. Jenny squeezed Edgar’s hand back, shooting Roy a stink eye then trying to see if any figures were visible through the building’s windows. She didn’t see any, but the smell of delicious food was strong. Strange that a gnome emporium would have food, but not much stranger than it being built on a graveyard. @Weaver of Lights @RoyalBeeMage
  21. “Nice glasses!” Was her ruby’s light bright enough that Edgar needed sunglasses? She put it back in her pocket. The red glow was still annoyingly noticeable through the fabric, however, so she ended up stuffing it in her pack instead. Hopefully Gift would go back to being a leg brace for Edgar. He looked pretty unstable. She had to admit that Gift was rather fashionable, however. Not many people got to wear sunglasses made of celestial bronze.
  22. “I think they look fine.” Jenny poked the statue’s other eye. She was entirely oblivious to the expression on its face. ”Maybe they need some accessories. A sunhat could let them double as both a decoration and scarecrow. They could drive off rats trying to eat cabbages.” She was reasonably certain people grew cabbages in gardens. Jenny had never been good with plants. She had whatever the opposite of a green thumb was.
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