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  1. Lunamor
    Granted, you can no longer do anything. I wish for a Ryshadium.
  2. Lunamor
    Granted, but it spits on you and won’t quit telling you how insignificant you are. I wish for a copy of The Way of Kings (Dalinar’s favorite book, not the first SA book).
  3. Lunamor
    Proof: The Lord Ruler was upset that he wasn’t the one who was heralded as the hero of ages, so he named his children the Heralds so they could herald him. Theory: The real reason that Wyndle doesn’t want to be summoned as a Shardblade is that his cousin was once bonded to an Edgedancer, but when he was summoned as a sword, his radiant dropped him and he cut/fell his way to the center of the planet and was forever traumatized by the experience.
  4. Lunamor
    Granted, but the only words in books four thru ten are “I am a stick.” I wish for a grain of salt.
  5. Lunamor
    Granted, you both turn into birds. I wish for the tenth pancake.
  6. Lunamor
    Granted, but no matter what your boon is, you get its exact opposite, canceling out everything that you wish for. I wish for some post it notes.
  7. Lunamor
    Granted, but you cannot speak, see, or hear. I wish for a stick.
  8. Lunamor
    Proof: Neither of them spoke all that much until the end of their books, and they both turned out to be better people than the main characters thought they were. They both also had ridiculous titles (Lord Ruler and God King). Theory: All of the shard worlds are really just on one huge planet with reaaally big oceans.
  9. Lunamor
    Theory: Unite them actually means that Dalinar needs to combine all of the pancakes from Yeddaw into one magical super pancake so that Lift can eat it and gain so much awesomeness that she becomes a shard.
  10. Lunamor
    Granted, you can no longer write, speak, or read. I wish for an apple.
  11. Lunamor
    Granted, but his idea of “protection” is killing everyone else in sight. I wish for the drawing skills of Shallan.
  12. Lunamor
    RUN AWAY!!!! (I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Granted, it gives you a paper cut. I wish for a Shardfork.
  13. Lunamor

    I have evolved into an Awakened Object. That actually doesn’t sound like much of an upgrade... :huh:

    1. Gancho Libre

      Gancho Libre

      Congrats! You have no sentience! :)

  14. Lunamor
    Granted, Rosamund gets the hat but loses their hands. I wish for a bunny.
  15. Lunamor
    Granted, but now all he can say in his posts is “ I am a stick.” I wish that paper cuts didn’t exist.
  16. Lunamor
    Mr. Suit
  17. Lunamor
    Granted, but now you can never stop snickering. I wish for a Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle.
  18. Lunamor
    Granted, but every food from now on tastes like zucchini. I wish to not have to watch commercials.
  19. Lunamor
    I can’t stand Moash. He talked for quite a while about how he wished that he could join bridge four again, but then he went and joined with the voidbringers. If he wanted to make up with Kal, the least that he could have done would be not siding with his enemies and killing even more people for them. That plus his killing of Elhokar have made him one of my most hated characters.
  20. Lunamor
    A Haiku by Lift: I went to Yeddaw I ate all of the pancakes I am so awesome
  21. Lunamor
    Possible spoilers for Stormlight Archive ahead. When Wit is making fun of Kaladin while he is in prison, he says “A bunny rabbit and a baby chick went frolicking in the grass together on a sunny day,” causing Kaladin to be very confused. This confirms that BUNNIES EXIST IN THE COSMERE! I just felt like I had to share this.
  22. Lunamor
    Granted, you can now say “invisible” at will. I wish for the ability to control the weather.
  23. Lunamor
    Granted, it is so bad that you are traumatized by playing it and vow to never play board games again. I wish for unlimited free movie tickets.
  24. Lunamor
    Granted, you get a book that bites your hand every time that you try to open it. I wish for the ability to know exactly what time it is without having to use something like a watch.
  25. Lunamor

    I have evolved into a Noble Blooded. Yay! B)

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