I don’t know if this has been said before, but I saw that Roshar has a higher level of oxygen than normal Cosmere planets, so that means that everyone but the Horneaters could literally be airsick lowlanders.
Proof: Wyndle likes chairs. Chairs are made of wood. Wood comes from trees. In Roshar, trees grow out of the stone. Thunderclasts are made of stone. And what controls the thunderclasts? Voidbringers.
Theory: Hoid is Wayne.
When you decide to use a pewter platter solely for the reason that you might be able to burn a very small amount of it (that’s how vin got some of her luck, after all- drinking from pewter mugs).
Granted, but it is the size of a life spren and you keep losing it.
I wish for the ability to wake up early in the morning without being grumpy or tired.
Granted, your bane is 2 blades of grasss and your boon is 1 and 1/2 blades of grass.
I wish for a ruler that doesn’t slide when I am trying to draw lines with it.
Granted, infinite spaghetti magically appears. Unfortunately, there is so much spaghetti that it covers the entire earth in 15 feet of it (it is infinite after all).
I wish for great gardening skills.