Lunamor

Which was why he didn’t hear Lopen sneaking up behind him holding some...

I am!

Ah, but do my apprentices not need a chance to shine as well? Many such as Lopen’s cousin Huio have also created culinary masterpieces such as when he added lazbo to my shiki, causing it to be much better.

Ah, but now that I have a place in Dalinar’s army I no longer am required to carry bridges, and I have assistants to cook for me while I am carrying this burden.

Ah, but my arms are also suited to carrying heavy burdens such as bridges.

Digital

*Previous post explodes* Now the burden of winning lies in my surprisingly strong arms!

*Previous post explodes* Nuh uh!!!

This is hands down the strangest thing that I have ever drawn.

@17SarcasticGhanderflaffles, here is a super quick sketch of one:

Once upon a time, there was a valiant 17th sharder by the name of Lunamor. Lunamor was the true winner of The Last Post Wins, but no other sharder would recognize it. So Lunamor set out on a quest to show all that Lunamor was the true winner. After serveral odd occurrences such as an argument about guac, a yes and no fight, and the most polite argument in existence, Lunamor finally realized that the only way to win was to write a killer story about you doing so. So Lunamor did so, and all of the other sharders had all future posts of there’s in this thread violently explode, launching flames and debris everywhere. And so, Lunamor became the winner of The Last Post Wins. I can tell a killer story with crazy special effects too. So there.

I can make a killer stew. So there.

Lunamor became very confused as to what a ghanderflaffle looked like. It has been said that it slithers, has biceps and legs (how else would they kick someone?), and oily black feathers. How does that work?

Granted, but it is the shard of complete and utter disappointment. I wish for the ability to change my appearance at will.

Nope! I am the most professional of burden carriers.

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Handy

Which was why he didn’t notice Uncle Brandy sneaking up behind him holding an angry ghanderflaffle.

Thank you for helping, but please leave this to a professional burden carrier.

But is your shell not heavy? Let me carry this burden. You are, after all, carrying your entire house on your back.

Oh, but in your much, much longer lifetime you must have experienced many more troubles than I. Please, allow me to take this burden from your weary arms.

Oh, it is no trouble! I have very strong arms- I can even draw a shardbow! Carrying this burden is of no effort to me.

I have only watched a few episodes of Stargate, so I guess that I don’t know the character as well as I thought that I did. Wait, what if Pidge is baby/child Sam?

Yes, but did Rock not carry many heavy burdens such as large bridges? Edit: Ninajaed!