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Lunamor

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  1. I have evolved into an Idrian Monk. That’s a little better I guess?

  2. I just got “upgraded” from a lighteyes to an obligator.
  3. Wait a minute, ghanderflaffles wear pants? Do they even have legs? When fruit punch was added to the mix, Butt gained so much money that he became a quadrillionaire.
  4. Butt’s influence caused him to be a trendy social media star. He also created new lines of clothing using apple, orange, and prune juice (supposedly it looks different than grape juice).
  5. Butt then decided to sell it online for $1,000 as “abstract” art. Or maybe designer clothing...
  6. Bob decided that his grand quest would be to be the vessel of both the waffle and pancake shards.
  7. If the two shards were ever to fight, the entire universe would explode (for the 57th time). I just realized. Evel in my head sounds like =
  8. They charged Butt with finding their precious pancakes, as uniting all ten of them would create a new pancake shard that the ghanderflaffles could use to rule the universe. Edit: Ninjaed!
  9. This means that Butt is not pure of heart! He can wield Nightblood and kill others with him.
  10. The Stormfather killed him because he was upset with him for stealing his tacos, so when he went outside to hang up his spheres, he blew him all the way into a chasm.
  11. The merging and subsequent fading of the realities caused Nightblood and Vasher to go back with one of the Dalinars to Roshar, which was how they ended up there.
  12. The Dalinars realized that only one of them at a time could exist in a reality, so they argued about who should leave. Being Dalinars, they both argued that they should be the ones to have to leave.
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