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Lunamor

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  1. Bob decided that his grand quest would be to be the vessel of both the waffle and pancake shards.
  2. If the two shards were ever to fight, the entire universe would explode (for the 57th time). I just realized. Evel in my head sounds like =
  3. Gravel
  4. They charged Butt with finding their precious pancakes, as uniting all ten of them would create a new pancake shard that the ghanderflaffles could use to rule the universe. Edit: Ninjaed!
  5. They decided to go out for waffles to boost their spirits.
  6. Evil
  7. Guard was tired of being let down all the time. Edit: Ninjaed!
  8. This means that Butt is not pure of heart! He can wield Nightblood and kill others with him.
  9. The Stormfather killed him because he was upset with him for stealing his tacos, so when he went outside to hang up his spheres, he blew him all the way into a chasm.
  10. Everlasting
  11. Chilly
  12. The merging and subsequent fading of the realities caused Nightblood and Vasher to go back with one of the Dalinars to Roshar, which was how they ended up there.
  13. The Dalinars realized that only one of them at a time could exist in a reality, so they argued about who should leave. Being Dalinars, they both argued that they should be the ones to have to leave.
  14. “Fineeeeee” Dalinar said, letting out a long, drawn out sigh. But he was clever. He stuffed his enchiladas with ghost peppers and zucchini.
  15. Dalinar is always right. Unless it comes to cooking. Never, ever let him inside of a kitchen.
  16. So Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan showed up ready for a fight, but then realized that Dalinar had brought them to the wrong reality with his Perpendicularity. Back in Roshar, Thaylen city was lost the voidbringers and all humans were destroyed. They were pretty upset with Dalinar, but he argued that the story of Butt was the greatest story of all and was worth sacrificing Roshar for.
  17. Tank
  18. @17SarcasticGhanderflaffles, your name is awesome! Everyone’s head exploded from the merging of three separate realities- the Canon Reality, the Butt Reality, and the Muppet Reality.
  19. Thank you!
  20. Lubricant
  21. I have evolved into an Obligator. Yay?

    1. Gancho Libre

      Gancho Libre

      I suggest you quickly deny TLR's authority and swear yourself to a different master. It'll be less bloody that way. ;)

    2. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      I am thinking of swearing myself to Elend... ;)

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