Lunamor

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can infer from incomplete data. (I think this is the original?)

Exact same thing for me!

I’ll bring the leaf for you!

I can bring a lime to the beach as well, but not an orange.

I think that we already have a thread for this game somewhere. I can bring a lemon to the beach.

He only used short swords, ironically.

I am going to the gym, and will bring a peppermint?

I am going to the table, and I will take a cup?

You can't take a long necked animal, though.

This is a bad idea. Why? Because it's the plot of the Lorax movie. And that movie reaaaally went off the rails. Plus it was kinda the reason for the apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that, like, most of the population died. It's pretty tragic if you think about it too hard. The book was far superior, and so we should stick to preserving truffula trees and careful monitoring of thneed production. Also how the heck would you survive on a bottle's worth of air? More is gonna end up being given to your neighbors than your lungs. I suppose I shouldn't question the logic of a film based off of a kid's book comprised mostly of rhyming gibberish and colorful squiggles.

I bring some dude from the 90's yelling "Sikeeeeee!"

If we can't find someone else, I'd be fine with dropping out so that the numbers are even.

The moderators are not going to be very happy about this

This... this is just mean. The power has gone to you guy’s heads.

Or a colossal pool.

This is completely random (as have been my last five or so posts), but the name Shadowfax has always cracked me up. I can’t see/hear it without imagining some ninja in full stealth mode flipping and rolling his way through hundreds of accountants, dispatching them with ninja stars, only to silently press a button on a fax machine and roll away.

If you are asking for the reason of Bridge 4’s terribleness, it’s because all of the bad behaving or weak slaves are sent there, so the heights of the bridgemen don’t match up. Most other crews have pretty uniform heights, so Bridge 4 has things extra difficult.

Well this is just straight up cheating.

Lunamor threw another cucumber at Vapor.

Lunamor handed her an apron. Lunamor glared at him- a staff was a lowly, crude weapon! More of a walking stick than an instrument of death! Lunamor tossed a cucumber at Vapor.

“Hmm... the menu gives customers most needed information, so feel free to improvise whatever you want!”

“Mostly find tables for people to sit at, tell them about the restaurant, stuff like that.”