Absolutely nothing would get done, society would probably just collapse. Some very unproductive, specific tasks would get a heck of a lot of attention, though. Yay ADHD!
Do you own a pet? (Mandatory pet picture required if you do)
Granted. Confused at your typo, the Nightwatcher grants you a fish slapper (she’s not very 1337). Also you have tiny arms now.
I wish for the ability to ice skate without bruising my tailbone.