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  1. Jaywalk
    In exchange for an audience to his comedy show.
  2. Jaywalk
    There was much glitter.
  3. Jaywalk
    It was delicious for about 2.7 seconds.
  4. Jaywalk
    “Come,” the waffles commanded. “Feast upon us.”
  5. Jaywalk
    Which was roughly equivalent to half an elephant charging down a cliff face.
  6. Jaywalk
    He cucumbered the onions.
  7. Jaywalk
    With very long toenails.
  8. Jaywalk
    Jaywalk caught it. "Condensed energy, huh? Thanks." He reached inside the pouch, pulling out a sphere of shifting colors. It was almost sticky--as he moved it around in his palm, it left behind a trail of light zapping. Static electricity, perhaps? He popped it in his mouth, and it melted on his tongue, seeping into his body. Suddenly he felt more energized than he had in a long time. Shivers ran down his spine. "That's powerful stuff."
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  10. Jaywalk
    For they were diseased.
  11. Jaywalk
    It started raining pickles.
  12. Jaywalk
    "Hm." Jaywalk glanced around, taking in his surroundings. "It's quiet. Nice change." He turned to Xino, folding his arms. "What have you found around here so far? Any weapons? Artifacts? Snacks? I'm starving."
  13. Jaywalk
    Shawn Spencer stole it.
  14. Jaywalk
    And then he transformed.
  15. Jaywalk
    A strange old man entered the room, tripping over his walking stick and falling face first.
  16. Jaywalk
    But the GodModder 3000 was broken!
  17. Jaywalk
    Kel flashed her a grin. Jasnah slapped him.
  18. Jaywalk
    Author Void joined Ene in swearing fealty to the Kelsnah family.
  19. Jaywalk
    It’s lovely! It definitely lives up to the original, and there’s a bunch of little quality of life improvements that make it an even better experience. (And Fashion Armor is back from XCX, so you don’t have to deal with looking at ugly armor while having great stats.)
  20. Jaywalk
    Picked up Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition today. It’s the best way to play my favorite game of all time!
  21. Jaywalk
    A turnip famine began.
  22. Jaywalk
    It was an experimental prototype.
  23. Jaywalk
    It was named after a famous philosopher.
  24. Jaywalk
    These were all unfortunate side effects of a certain virus.
  25. Jaywalk
    Nor wear a smock.
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