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  1. Jaywalk
    Hopper is the best.
  2. Jaywalk
    Kelsier, however, was not quite the apt businessman. Max decided to follow in his mother’s footsteps.
  3. Jaywalk
    Because metric is much more sophisticated, just like the snorts and spitting in the language itself.
  4. Jaywalk
    Not on the color, but on the...
  5. Jaywalk
    I’m an Elsecaller!
  6. Jaywalk
    Granted. You wish for rabies. I wish that...*sobs*...I had...love.
  7. Jaywalk
    It has since been adopted by the She’ap, the Hoa’rses, and the C’ows—a military organization led by a group called the Cattle Guard.
  8. Jaywalk
    The Don'kies just kinda picked it up afterward.
  9. Jaywalk
    Donkish is a complex language composed of snorts, grunts, and spitting. It was first spoken at a Bar Mitzvah in a field just south of Singapore.
  10. Jaywalk
    With a side of rockbud.
  11. Jaywalk
    The 8th Waffle flavor was especially popular.
  12. Jaywalk
    I think Kaladin is actually very boring. If it wasn’t for the rest of Bridge Four, I would likely have given up on Stormlight.
  13. Jaywalk
    Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
  14. Jaywalk
    He really loved noodles, especially when shared with his dragon lover, Edgli.
  15. Jaywalk
    To buy instant noodles.
  16. Jaywalk
    Very many pages ago. Hoid was still President.
  17. Jaywalk
    Because nobody really cared.
  18. Jaywalk
    The walls were very fragile.
  19. Jaywalk
    And Adonalsium was a mime.
  20. Jaywalk
    Correction: Shards of glass. Capitalization is very important.
  21. Jaywalk
    Into confetti!
  22. Jaywalk
    That we exist. Duh.
  23. Jaywalk
    Narrator Jaywalk went on strike. He wanted the plot back.
  24. Jaywalk
    And Narrator Jaywalk, who was Max’s godfather.
  25. Jaywalk
    But none of the Narrators actually cared. It’s not like continuity actually matters.
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