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    Kaladin's younger brother is Odium's heir!!!!! Question, who killed Tien? What does the book say?
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    SO...MANY...AMAZING...THEORIES!!!
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    Granted, but because of the lack of knowledge, you become homeless. I wish for unlimited knowledge and many means by which to share it with others.
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    Granted, it's golden because my tiger peed on it. I wish for a ccredit card with unlimited amounts of money that I can spend however I want, and can't get stolen from me.
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    Granted, but you also have motivation to stop playing the game. I wish for a pet tiger who is nice to everyone except people who are tryng to attack me.
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    Lift would get to partake of unlimited amounts of Rock's stew.
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    Couldn't have said it better myself.
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    I'd rather remain ignorant of them, if there is any.
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    This is a breakthrough like none other!
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    Cellos aren't the butt of any jokes that I know of. Of course you could change any music joke to make a cello joke, but there is no original ones.
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    My sister, @Mailnaise plays viola, so I'm allowed to do this one. What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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    Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
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    Why couldn't the string orchestra find their conductor? He was Haydn. What is Beethoven's favorite food? BANANA-NAAAA
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    Something along the lines of: Marasi: What are those? Wayne: You know! The white puffy things that float above the fertile area where the seeds are planted. Marasi: Wayne! That might be the most crude thing you've ever said to me! I don't know why this makes me laugh.
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    Gorgeous
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    She was also allergic to happiness AND sadness.
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    You then give the rats rabies so they will infect your enemy's house.
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    I make all the win.
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    Adolin needs a new Ryshadium.
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    Granted, but you never sleep again. I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon)
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    Granted, but it has a maggot in it. I wish for a new cello bow. (To go with my cello! )
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    If he does have, what planet's calendar is it on? And how old will he be on his next birthday?
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    Granted, but you become paralyzed. I wish for a single dollar bill.
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    Granted, everyone's life is real, except for yours. I wish for a 22 rifle. So I can name it Bertha. I also want the government to not take it away. So I can do whatever I want with it.
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