Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, but you are the only member of the Stick Cult now, and will always be alone in your temple. And then it burns down. I wish for California to break off and fall into the ocean

Granted, but you will never know why the rest are puppies I wish for an electric cello

Granted, but everyone will ask I wish for a new phone

Granted, but the bread is still just wheat and the chicken is still alive. I wish for SP1 to get to my house soon because I'm impatient.

Granted, but you are now mute and illiterate, so you cant tell anyone. I wish for all my problems to go away.

Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\ I wish for perfect skin

Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice I wish for forever perfect health

Granted, but he can't talk I wish for a phone with never ending battery life

Granted, but you lose all of your fingers I wish for food

Granted, now you have SUPER sensitive skin, so you get itchy from literally everything I wish for a long weekend

Granted, now they use all of your other social media accounts I wish for energy cuz i feel like a dead battery right now

Granted, but only when there's a full moon I wish for an electric cello

Granted, you have lice forever I wish for Mt. Dew

Granted, but you are allergic to air I wish for charisma level 1000

Granted, you have phantom itches I wish for a dog

Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot I wish for food

Granted, you are always itchy I wish for a good pen

Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it

Granted, now you speak the same language as Spook, so no one can understand you I wish to never be hungry again

Granted, all the pages are blank I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink, and never leaves me

Granted, you are forever mute I wish to never get sick

Granted, you have lice forever I wish for a fancy guitar

Granted, but when you enter the book you take the place of the character with the most painful death I wish for working headphones

Granted, but it's broken and gives you cancer I wish for cool anime hair

I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink