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  1. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    What's your wish?
  2. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, all the pages are blank I wish for the ability to focus on homework
  3. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but you get demoted to crem scraper right away I wish for a fancy ukulele
  4. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, the mold infects and kills you I wish for cool anime hair
  5. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, they are forever dim I wish for a PH.D in any topic I want
  6. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but you can only become people who are murderers about to be caught by the FBI I wish for some chocolate milk
  7. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, you still get ads tho I wish for eyes that will never hurt (cuz mine hurt right now)
  8. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it rots all of your teeth out and you can only watch Twilight now I wish for money
  9. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, they all ship Frodo and Sauron I wish for a chicken
  10. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it's a degree in critical race theory So it's useless I wish for good grades
  11. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, they are on the bottom of your feet I wish for chocolate
  12. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, he steals all your cookies and runs away I wish for a snack cause I'm hungry
  13. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, it's Jerkface I wish for better headphones
  14. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it can only teleport you (with the portals that Dr. Strange uses) to your middle school, the place of horrors I wish for parents that love me
  15. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, it's a really crappy one I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink
  16. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, now it's Ran's Been Banned I wish for an iPad
  17. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, you get multiple copies of My Antonia, the most boring book in existence I wish for new glasses
  18. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but you no longer have teeth I wish for a loyal baby axehound
  19. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, it's rotten I wish for a nap
  20. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, it's an inch long I wish for a new computer
  21. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it's pineapple on pizza (so its not good) I wish for a cool ring
  22. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it jams everytime you shoot I wish for cool anime hair
  23. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, all mistakes but yours I wish for working headphones (cause my current ones suck)
  24. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but only long enough to say that all of your LOTR ships will never happen I wish for Legolas hair
  25. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but they become fire I wish for purple hair
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