I once had an ELA teacher (Also 6th Grade) who got a friend an In School Suspension for "Disrespecting Paper" Here is the conversation as i remember it:
Friend: "Won't need this anymore" throws paper in recycling
Teacher: "___, Don't do that"
Friend: "Do what? Throw away paper?"
Teacher: "No! Be disrespectful!!"
Friend: "To who, John"
Teacher: "You know what"
Friend: "Uh.... nooo"
Teacher: "The paper!! You disrespected the paper!!"
The rest of us watching: *Visible Confusion*
To this day no one in that class likes her...(Sorry, wasn't sanderson related, just had to tell somebody)