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  1. RoadWalker
    The Trinity would be: God the Stormfather, Holy Spirit the Honorspren, and Jesus the Soulcaster (miracles, turning water into wine, feeding the 5,000, etc.). His crucifixion would be similar to Kaladin being left out during the highstorm, and the pain he experienced in the Bible could be him unbonding from his spren. Also, his disciples would be the equivalent of Bridge Four, and Judas would be Moash.
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    But Pinterest Sue began to contribute bad ideas to the tautology club's meetings. Another sound was then discovered - a single low note of disappointment from the mouth, commonly known as "BOOOOOOOOOOO!".
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    The lava porpoise had flipped CrumB into the fiery depths as punishment for his extremely annoying laughter.
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    1.) Mistborn. 2.) 2 Surgebindings: Abrasion & Cohesion. How insane would it be to just slide and glide everywhere you went!
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    They began to attract some flies, whose names were Siegfried and Georgiana.
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    Harry Poorer hid with the help of his friends from Pigmoles.
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    But Something was amiss.
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    .trams yrev saw ttuB
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    Butt shouted her name backwards thrice..."ATS, ATS, ATS!!!!"
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    Butt was the actual barista the entire time.
  11. RoadWalker
    Soooo increeeediblyyy...stiiiill.
  12. RoadWalker
    And Dave did nothing...except...stand...and...keep...completely...still. Ine searched and searched, but Dave had become invisible.
  13. RoadWalker
    Tea was insulted. The pretzels sitting next to her, however, were salted.
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    Java's luck with the sugar cubes was horrible, so naturally everyone in the cappucasino thought he was milking it when he said he actually won Cherchez latte foame. Sweet victory at last! Tea bitterly brewed in the corner booth.
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    Tea always lost to Java, although his friends re-assured him afterwards that he was more refined. One day, the stakes were unusually high...Java had bet his Coffee Mate in Texas-Hold-the-Sugar.
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    However, even though NOBODY hated Nobody, he liked to hang out with nobody, even though nobody hated NOBODY and preferred Nobody.
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    All being thrown onto the crowd below by the phoenix-breadmunk-griffins above.
  18. RoadWalker
    He decided to quit his DJ job and start on a quest...to find the Missing Chicken of Russia, aka the headless chicken who could somehow talk.
  19. RoadWalker
    They used the ball throwers to hurl themselves, creating a confused chaotic mass of flying Breadmunks, exploding dynamite, and scarves tangled up around the whole shabang. All while DJ Larry scratched the disks in pain.
  20. RoadWalker
    So he kicked DJ Larry between the legs, which caused him to madly scratch the disks and inadvertently pick up the tempo...a LOT. Lights were spinning, bases were dropping, very long scarves were being knit at insanely fast rates...
  21. RoadWalker
    Butt Venture was so good at knitting, he could work to whatever tune DJ Larry-of-Jukebox played, no matter how fast or slow.
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    For low, much to our surprise, we find that Larry-of-Jukebox was secretly...a DJ.
  23. RoadWalker
    I was just about to ask the same thing lol.
  24. RoadWalker
    On and on the battle raged, and just when Larry-of-Jukebox gained the upper hand, along strode Sir Most-of-Them and his army of Verbs...the cavalry had come! They began running and jumping and fighting...
  25. RoadWalker
    Sir All-of-Them was a knight at the Pronoun Table, and was greatly missed after he was eaten. His fellow Pronouns swore to avenge Sir All-of-Them, and united to slay Larry-of-Jukebox.
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