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  1. RoadWalker
    The Capital letters were so bored, they changed their name to tHE cAPITALS and started a garage band.
  2. RoadWalker
    At the Place-palace's peak, there paced the Place's Protectors; a pack of powerful prowling punk penguins proudly parading in psychedelic purple pajamas and packing pickaxes, and patrolling a puny pink and puce polka-dotted postern door where the P was placed. However, the penguins, preoccupied with port, didn't properly perceive the 3 P pick-pocketing people popping in.
  3. RoadWalker
    Nobody was always so serious.
  4. RoadWalker
    CAPITALIZATION had appeared to pete and turned him back into a proper noun...Pete. But in doing so, CAPITALIZATION had lost his capital P, causing his name to appear as CApITALIZATION.
  5. RoadWalker
    Poor Broken Promises. He had broken a promise which he now so desperately wanted to follow through with. I guess all his tom foolery had finally caught up to him.
  6. RoadWalker
    Deceitful Truth was 3/4 lies and 1/4 honesty, so his say was rarely heard. Half Truth was always ignored; nobody ever believed him cause there was a 50% chance his information was right...or wrong. No one ever knew, Plagiarism was always stealing Half Truth's sources and credibility. Then there was White Lie; he was practically harmless, he just spared his friends the real details and made little excuses here and there. Bold-Faced was the stubborn one of the group; he never cared if people learned the truth, especially about himself...because (as he told his friends time and time again) his name wasn't actually Bold-Faced even though everyone knew it actually was!!! Broken Promises didn't even show up to the group, even though he told everyone he would. Exaggeration cried, "He must've been abducted by aliens!"
  7. RoadWalker
    In the end, the cake wasn't a lie after all.
  8. RoadWalker
    Thumb stole Thom's Foolery from Butt. But Thumb turned the phrase from Tom Foolery to Thumb Fallacy. Superman just sighed; names were so confusing. Tom...Butt...Thom...But...Thumb...But Thumb... So many butts and thumbs.
  9. RoadWalker
    About-It was sad.
  10. RoadWalker
    The breadmunks tried to bomb themselves in The Longest Thread, hoping to finally rid their very existence once and for all. They almost succeeded, until a little breadmunk by the name of Philip hid himself away, making himself the last of all breadmunks.
  11. RoadWalker
    Especially since the Dark Side had them too.
  12. RoadWalker
    The Nuns were the ones who gave away None.
  13. RoadWalker
    Butt was always prepared. He used But as a shield. But was killed by highly trained killing rabbits. Butt did not die. He was prepared. Smart Butt.
  14. RoadWalker
    Alas (despite his cries and pleas in the human tongue of which he little understood), Jim was alone. He warmly welcomed the embrace of solitude, knowing these were his last hours, nay, minutes! Jim the Earthworm, dying in the streets of Orlando, with nothing but the cold hard surface of the road to comfort him in his utter despair. So close, and yet, still so far! Poor Jim, the worm who never reached Disney World. Jim, the worm who was squished into the ground below like a little tattoo, forever scarring the little patch of asphalt before the gates to paradise. Oh woe is Jim! His fate doth befall many a kindred spirit, both worm and man! For what is the life of a worm to a human? Yea, even the worm's death unto a person? Heed these words, lest your death be as Jim's, forgotten and faded away! He goes to be with his fellow fallen worm-brethren. May his frail, wriggling frame be forever remembered in the hearts of those who held him most dear, in this life or the next. Farewell, Jim, farewell.
  15. RoadWalker
    Jim the Earthworm decided to go to Disney World. As he approached the entrance gates, weary and half baked from the hot Florida sun, a tourist stepped upon Jim and stuck him to the asphalt.
  16. RoadWalker
    Sabrina screamed. Alfonzo screamed. Even Fernando screamed. But Esmeralda didn't scream. She never screamed. She let out a quiet exhale from her nose because it wasn't actually scary enough to scream out loud.
  17. RoadWalker
    I AM SO SORRY I thought they were all from different people, not just you! LOL yep that's on me, many many apologies! Ha ha ha I need to look a liiiiiiiiiittle closer next time.
  18. RoadWalker
    All happiness ceased to exist, and the life of the party died down as a dead silence filled the room. Death really was a kill-joy.
  19. RoadWalker
    They all sang their toasting anthem: "All around the country, coast to cooooooooast... People always ask, 'What do we like moooooooooost'... We don't wanna brag, we don't wanna boooooooooast... We always tell 'em, we like tooooooooooast. Now there's no secret to toasting perfectioooooooooon... There's a dial on the side and you make your selectiooooooooon... Push to the light or the dark and then, if it pops too soon press down again MAKE TOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!!!!!" ~The Toast Song aka Toast,Yeah Toast,Toast Song ,Yeah Toast Song,yea Toast
  20. RoadWalker
    Uncle Brandy cried, "A toast! To the ones who got it right the first time, the ones who eventually figured it out, the ones who italicized or underlined instead, the ones who double+ post, the ones who edit their posts a gazillion times, the ones who miss that there's a next page in the discussion and write a response to the wrong post, and finally to the ones who post a split second after someone else does in that small window of time where you just clicked the Submit Reply button and they got there first...Cheers!" 2-6, guilty as charged ;P
  21. RoadWalker
    Sweet! Yeah it's a very good read for sure. Thanks!
  22. RoadWalker
    Thanks! I'm going to try and design a few more. They'll all be a bit similar, but at the same time I don't want them too different. Awesome, I'll look into it! I've been reading it online lately and man is it good.
  23. RoadWalker
    My drawings based on how things might look in the Cosmere (that aren't already described in detail). The first is based off of Wyndle. The last two are based off of Parshmen skin.
  24. RoadWalker
    Yeah sure, I wouldn't count that as spam but ok. It's cosmere fan art, isn't it? I'll take it off, though I don't really understand how it doesn't fit in this category...?
  25. RoadWalker
    Earth had won the Galactic Mannequin Challenge! Saturn and Mars cheered while Pluto hung back and sulked.
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