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RoadWalker

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  1. This process happened over and over again until the entire world and its inhabitants were half-fossilized on their left sides...they were all right though.
  2. Real dinos were attacking Lego people, Lego-dinos were chasing real people - it was the biggest prehistoric-toy-war the world had ever seen. In fact, it was actually the only one the world had ever seen. "Chaaaaaarge!" cried the Lego people. "Raaaaaawr!" cried the dinos. "Ok." said the World. He went back to reading The Uncle Brandy Chronicles.
  3. If Sanderson wrote the Avengers...(using allomancy, feruchemy, and surgebinding) Main character similarities: Captain America=Thug; Hulk=Brute; Iron Man=Lurcher; Loki=Worldhopper; Thor=Skybreaker; Hawkeye=Coinshot; Black Widow=Windwhisperer; Scarlet Witch=Lightweaver; Black Panther&Spiderman=Tineyes. I've barely scratched the surface
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  5. I think so, but why doesn't Shallan create a new persona with Shallan, Veil, and Radiant combined, and call her Valiant?
  6. Septitus wondered how he could page 200 people at once. Then he realized anything could happen in this thread, so he did it.
  7. Septitus was a man who learned to communicate with geese and only bake bird-free pies - he was VERY complicated. And he only ever bought his chickens from Roshar, for they were very particular chickens.
  8. Everyone missed his famous four-and-twenty blackbird pies. Spetitus was Septitus's older brother, who made delicious pies only out of birds. Septitus was against killing birds, for his proud heritage forbade such a cruel act.
  9. Septitus Tangoli came from a long line of goose linguistics, who over time passed their knowledge of bird speech from generation to generation. It was a proud heritage, to be sure. He also loved to bake. Baking was his favorite.
  10. Septitus translated and said, "Your goose friend just cried, 'I go to join my fallen brethren, you have no hope of escape!'"
  11. "I'll get the others and free you!", shouted the goose (whose name was Stuffed), but all Butt/Arnold heard was, "honk Honk hONK hOnK HoNk HONK!"
  12. ...and ate the flock whole. As the geese sank into Butnoldfaffle's stomach, one goose heard a cry for help in the distance of Butnoldfaffle's innards...and discovered Butt/Arnold still alive in his belly.
  13. A familiar flock of geese cheered nearby...
  14. The World always liked to be alone; he was quietly reading the first records of Uncle Brandy's appearance* in The Longest Thread (Misadventures). *Page 2, 16th post
  15. Nearby a random flock of geese cheered him on.
  16. The clothes dryer was confused, he had come to the wrong party.
  17. The Teletubbies joined forces with the clowns and slaughtered the children, only to find out they weren't actually children...
  18. The kids continued laughing as they drove him to McDonald's. But they left cause they weren't lovin' IT.
  19. In that certain kingdom ruled the king and queen, Boggle and Befuddle.
  20. Each thumb was the size of his head, and his head was the size of his thumbs.
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