StormblessedSurvivor

When you try to make a Cosmere RPG (basically D&D rules) but can't ever figure out what to do for it.

13, my dad got me started on WoK and then @MarShadow got me started on Mistborn and the other Cosmere, which eventually brought me to the Shard.

Granted. Successful at failing in role-play. Wanna jump over a small crack in the ground? You fail. You fall into it. If you play Dungeons and Dragons....well let's just say things won't be good *mumbles about tarrasques, dragons, mind flayers, level 20 wizards, etc.* I wish to be good socially.

Well Nightblood does consume the user's Investiture, and no matter how much Hoid has, Nightblood would eventually consume it. And even if Hoid is not directly hurting someone, it causes him pain to even think about hurting anybody.

Granted, but the fifty-seven people nearest you are injured as if they had been defenestrated out of a fifth story window and landed on the ground. I wish to have my own spren bonded (one of the Knight Radiant spren) which is bonded to me, I have sworn at least the fourth ideal, and he/she is my best friend.

Possibly Elhokar...yes I know at first he was a real pain, but towards the end...I mean he almost swore the First Ideal!

Well basically the Fifth Ideal is "becoming the law." One spot I remember them talking about it is when Szeth says something like "But how can you become the law?"

Granted. That is, a kandra without its spikes. With no way to put some in. I wish to have a perfect life (perfect in my opinion-the opinion that I currently have).

Uhhh...let's go College of Glamour - from Xanathar's Guide to Everything, I think?

Granted, but it transforms you into a level one half-orc wizard who unfortunately has an even lower Intelligence score than possible (-2) giving you a -6 Intelligence, and in the case that you somehow manage to access the Weave, the REAL demogorgon comes with a bunch of Mind Flayers and Storm Giants if you ever do more than the power of a cantrip. Also a couple tarrasques intent on killing you (I don't know, isn't there only one known of? Maybe some came from a different dimension) but the Nightwatcher feels bad for you so you can't take any damage from the tarrasques. I wish to be a level 20 human bard.

Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?

Granted! But you can tell nobody what you know, and whenever you think of what you were told you feel an overwhelming urge to run around screaming at the top of your lungs while also square dancing. With yourself. I wish for everyone to have a positive outlook on everything.

Remember this question? Oh oops! Uh, if you're satisfied by the answer "yes" then my answer is "yes"

Yes I do mean "anything".

If Sanderson's characters had means of accessing Investiture (such as allomancy, surgebinding, or the like) then they would win. Unless perhaps they were fighting a strong wizard such as Gandalf, maybe Saruman, then the wizard would probably win. Yes, but I may not give a completely satisfactory answer...

Well actually...it's been scientifically hypothesized(question mark?) that a healthy adult can go approximately 40 days without food. My dad has fasted for at least three days, my oldest sister for three, and another sister for about two days.

Ask me anything! Can't guarantee a satisfying response though...

D&D? Any RPGs? Weirdest thing you've ever seen or done?

Dungeons and Dragons? Why you be? (In the words of Pattern)

I've seen arguments that Sazed could either be Discord or Harmony...as he currently is,imagine being pulled very hard in two opposite directions. Hard to do anything?

You say a chasmfiend is too slow? Reread the scene when Kaladin and Shallan are lost in the chasms and a chasmfiend comes. It specifically says that they are definitely fast.

Proof: The Stormfather denies men can do this, so obviously you can - either because he was trying to hide how easy it is or because he was just WRONG (like how he told Dalinar he had Cohesion). Theory: Brandon is Adonalsium reforged.

This isn't really a joke but in Oathbringer

Granted, you didn't do it. But you DID do every other terrible thing directed towards other, good people, such as 1) stabbing them 2) nuking them and 3) taking everything Sanderson of theirs. I wish to always do the right, moral, good thing to do.

Well usually we don't see perfect gemstones like the King's Drop, so those non-perfect gems would we leaking Stormlight. They may just be giving off light other than the Stormlight.