Ok, so you get
1: a chicken nugget made by the new (and gross) food company, Lerasium
2: you get an honorspren
3: you get a financial bond with high interest with an honorspren (congrats on being massively in debt
4: you get 10,000 breaths, but they are stored in your chicken nugget and they are not keyed to your identity.
your bane is your vision rotates 90 degrees at random intervals
i wish for some nice pappardelle (and the knowledge on how to spell that word without autocorrect)