that isn't a pet
navy blue, electric blue/cyan, and blood red
16, duh
rectangle
incorporated into the lattice of an ionic crystal
me
those hard caramel candies associated with grandparents
pretty good
banana
kandra, or, barring that, a skyeel
usually cake, but sometimes I am in the mood for pie
passionfruit
oven mitts
truthwatcher
carpet, it is green
i got the last one wrong because I said non of the above because none of the other answers said your name! also Brando Sando should count. (i demand +1900 points)