Fanghur Rahl

No, it’s the 11th Doctor in the episode of Doctor Who called ‘The Rings of Akhaten’; 90% of the speech is lifted from that episode.

Granted, but from now on every time you eat any desserts, you uncontrollably chirp like a song bird. I wish you would not grant me this or any other wish.

Wizard’s Third Rule: Passion rules reason, for better or for worse.

It’s a toss up between Dalinar and Hoid, I think.

Hey guys. So I recently made what I thought would be just a lame joke post on the Stormlight Archive Facebook group, but to my surprise it pretty much went viral in terms of liked. So I can’t resist posting it here too; please don’t think I’m TOO much of a nerd. Here’s how the confrontation between Hoid and Odium would go: "Can you hear them? All these people who’ve lived in terror of you and your hatred. All these people who have devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves against you... can you hear their defiance? Oh, you like to think you're a god, but you're not a god, you're just a parasite eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others - you feed on them! On the memories of guilt and loss and fear and death and pain and sorrow, so... so, come on then. Take mine. Take my pain! But I hope you have a big appetite, because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the the last great Shattering. I marked the passing of Adonalsium. I saw the birth of the Cosmere and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained - no humans, no spren, just me! I walked on worlds where the laws of magic were devised by the mind of a mad Shard! I’ve watched Shardworlds freeze and creations burn! I have seen things you wouldn't believe! I have lost things you will never understand! And I know things: secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken! Knowledge that will make parasite Shards blaze! So come ooooonnn then! Take it! Take it all! Have it! You have it all!!!" *Odium implodes* The end. Oh come on, someone had to do it someday. lol.

Hey everyone. I’m a relatively recent Cosmere fan, I only found out about it a few months ago. But I’ve already read (well, listened to) the whole Stormlight Archive, Elantris, part of the Arcanum, and am currently on Well of Ascension. Glad to be part of the community!