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BringerofShadows

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  1. “A man has giant scissors for hands, and he is an excellent sculptor and hair stylist. If we could invent something similar, and give it to our soldiers, they could cut off the hair of our enemies a lot faster.”
  2. C.G. Shadow was struck by a crazy, genius plan. “Have you ever seen the movie Edward Scissorhands, Lady Toria?”
  3. “Hmmm…If the barbers join our side and they give us there scissors and shavers. The world’s military have also joined us.” Chief General Shadow examined her engraved scissors.
  4. Granted. But there are so many books, it’s impossible to find SA 4. I wish that Brandon Sanderson wrote his books faster.
  5. “Seems like a band of wild Drunk mullets have joined the long haired army. That is good, as the probably brought alcohol for the rest of the army, so they can get drunk as well.”
  6. “We must get scissors from the barber shops. They might want to join us.” Chief General Shadow took out a beautiful pair of black scissors. They were engraved with blood red paint.
  7. Granted. But an ice age happens, and it won’t burn. I wish that I was a stick.
  8. Granted. Now you have herpes. Good luck explaining that. I wish for the money not to be the root of all evil.
  9. You must of set it off, @Dr. Dapper
  10. I haven’t either. There was news article I saw, the victim sued but Sephora settled.
  11. Make sure you don’t do any lipstick testers at Sephora, or you might get Herpes.
  12. Cosmere tattoos? Huh. Make sure you don’t get any bloodborne diseases, such as Hepatitis C&B, and HIV.
  13. If I could laugh I would.
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