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BringerofShadows

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  1. Granted. But you go through a mental breakdown like Britney Spears. I wish that SA 4 would be out already.
  2. Yeah, but Vindication is a special case.
  3. Anyone want to flip a coin on who wins? If I land on heads I win, tails you lose.
  4. Granted, it sucks. I wish that I could be spider woman.
  5. That sure was a lot of copying and pasting.
  6. Granted, but the Skyward sequel gets cancelled. I wish that I wasn’t short.
  7. 1. German or Icelandic. 2. Vindication would win, all though shotguns are fun to shoot. (Never shot one with the barrel sawed off, though) 3. Ruin. 4. 0000. 5. Yeah. Twice. 6. Nope. No. And I won’t let you hijack this AMA, Taradiddle.
  8. Granted. But it keeps running away. I wish for a wish.
  9. Granted, you can’t go to the Church of the Stick. I wish that Notre Dame didn’t catch on fire.
  10. Nah. I like my soul as it is, thanks.
  11. Granted. Crime rates have skyrocketed, because the police have focused on catching people smuggling pineapple onto pizza. I wish I didn’t have to say ‘I wish’ all the time.
  12. Granted. But now everything you touch turns to syrup. I wish that I was unconditionally loved by a good person.
  13. Granted, but you suddenly hate waffles and love pancakes. Now everyone hates you. (Except me, of course) I wish for Disney NOT to take over the world.
  14. Granted. But you can’t unmute them. I wish Robin Williams was still alive.
  15. Granted. You are sent to a lab to be tested, to figure out why this never happens. I wish that Inception was real.
  16. Granted. But autocorrect always changes it to the exact opposite of what you want to say. I wish that I could be Edward Scissorhands for Halloween.
  17. Granted. But the damage Trump is unfixable. Even for a Bondsmith. I wish our President was smarter.
  18. Granted. You become paranoid, as George Orwell’s 1984 becomes very real. I wish people could get along.
  19. Granted. They all get copyright strikes. I wish for pop songs to stop being so annoying.
  20. The Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she grants it, but now you are allergic to water. (To the touch, you can still drink it) I wish Fall Out Boy would go back to the Punk Rock genre instead of Pop.
  21. Granted, but now they call you a mouse. I wish that Will Smith Genie would become the new Nightwatcher.
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