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BringerofShadows

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  1. So the old man said he take the goats in as long as he got to eat one of them.
  2. BoS reappeared as a yellow Dorito with a single eye, who liked wearing top hats, bow ties, and carried around a cane. She then made the Champion into a giant head with a arm on-top, with a taste for humans and Narrators.
  3. BoS then attacked the Champion with several hatchets. She did not like being ignored.
  4. BoS then waged war against the champion with her burrowing animal army.
  5. BoS ran so fast that she ended up behind the Champion, so she squeezed lemons in his eyes while screaming: “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR ENEMY’S EYES!!!”
  6. BoS through some old mashed potatoes at the Champion, which was followed by a hatchet directed towards @Edgedancer_of_spirits. And the hatchet had a cute little card on it: Dear Edgedancer_of_spirits, I got this just for you! Enjoy your decapitation, BoS.
  7. *Reassembles* Damnation that was fun! *Decapitates @Edgedancer_of_spirits*
  8. DID I JUST HEAR DECAPITATE????!!!!!! *Proceeds to decapitate Nameless*
  9. So Ruin decided to steal back his power from the Witherlord. It did CrossFit, triathlons, biathlons, The Olympics, and even the X games. Then it was finally read to rip off the Witherlord's limb.
  10. Then Ruin reached for the Witherlord's hand, and proceeded to rip it off.
  11. "SHUT UP TVG I DO WHAT I WANT!" BoS spun towards Jacob. "Are you a spy for the Council of Therapists?"
  12. Him was the ruler in South Africa. BoS was still in charge of the thread as its official dictator. "Is Jacob a therapist in disguise?!"
  13. But why would they care? KGC was banished to Mexico, not South Africa. BoS resumed her reign of terror across the land.
  14. Until she was banished to Mexico and then assassinated.
  15. "If Jacob is the secretary, can I be the dictator?"
  16. "Looks like I missed the party." BoS started massacring the thread.
  17. "Who the hell is Jacob?" Tries to remember if therapist was named Jacob
  18. HEY GUYS I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE FOREVER DID ANYONE MISS ME PLEASE SAY YES I'M SAD AND LONELY AND I NEED A LIFE
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